51 minutes ago, Butch said:

Bit of a strange one, to be honest. If anyone says we deserved our 3rd place finish in the league, well, I'm not sure I'd agree.

Hi Butch, i think this stat is correct, our haul of 72 points would of been good enough for top four in 18 of the last 20 seasons....or something close to that.

So this thread is about football after all? Ok then, to take the thread firmly back off topic, and for the benefit of those of you (yes YOU I'm talking to YOU) who missed the acrostic on page four, here's a little riddle wot I wrote:

My first lives in Fulham but not on the Broadway
My second hides in Monday and also Today
My third is in Festive but stays out of Season
My fourth is in New Boots and also in Panties
And my last is in Yours but never in Mine.

Doddle innit.

19 hours ago, Liam said:

Let's have a piss up next season. They were fantastic days.

How about aiming for the match against Brighton (for now on Saturday 28 September)?

Although, if we wait a bit and the season is the disaster as some expect, we may get at least 4 seats per person, so we can have a lie down when it gets a bit boring.

Edited June 21, 20197 yr by Valerie

55 minutes ago, Upsetter said:

So this thread is about football after all? Ok then, to take the thread firmly back off topic, and for the benefit of those of you (yes YOU I'm talking to YOU) who missed the acrostic on page four, here's a little riddle wot I wrote:

My first lives in Fulham but not on the Broadway
My second hides in Monday and also Today
My third is in Festive but stays out of Season
My fourth is in New Boots and also in Panties
And my last is in Yours but never in Mine.

Doddle innit.

Le, followed by oh, followed by fer, followed by ter, followed by yur. Nope, can't get it ?

1 hour ago, Valerie said:

How about aiming for the match against Brighton (for now on Saturday 28 September)?

Although, if we wait a bit and the season is the disaster as some expect, we may get at least 4 seats per person, so we can have a lie down when it gets a bit boring.

Probably better targeting something further through the season than that. Maybe February or March sort of time.

5 minutes ago, loz said:

Probably better targeting something further through the season than that. Maybe February or March sort of time.

You want space to snooze, I get it.

I'll start a thread later in the season when I see a match which suits me. We can set up a separate table for recovering alcoholics. Start saving now for G3.7's drinks.

1 hour ago, Liam said:

I'll start a thread later in the season when I see a match which suits me. We can set up a separate table for recovering alcoholics. Start saving now for G3.7's drinks.

Excellent idea. If we leave it to Loz, he'll pick St. Patrick's Day so to keep away the Irish. BTW please involve your brothers in this 

1 hour ago, Valerie said:

Excellent idea. If we leave it to Loz, he'll pick St. Patrick's Day so to keep away the Irish. BTW please involve your brothers in this 

Hope we’ve a match next St Patrick’s Day, that’s a Tuesday night match, I’d reckon it should be at least quarter final stage of CL. 

Apparently, there have been a series of unfounded rumours that I had been "banned" from this place.  These are simply untrue.

I had taken a sabbatical to perform my usual, typically un-trumpeted, good works, helping orphans,handling teenage single mothers ostracised by the Catholic Church and developing a cure for a series of nasty diseases in the third world.  Well, Swindon, actually, but the point stands.

However, just this very afternoon I received an email from the Barlinnie prison officer in charge of monitoring inmates released on licence to warn me that Loz was in fact out, and also to warn MrsYorkleyBlue that, because of that,  she shouldn't leave her unmentionables on the washing line, because that would be an irresistable temptation to Loz, as it was the last three times.

So, I thought I'd pop in here and warn you all to keep your hands on your preciouses, and to be vigilant.  As I walked through the door I could  not help but notice the choking smell of damp Tena for men, the number of slightly soiled zimmer frames and the collection of dodgy tramps, sitting around drinking snakebites of Tennants Super and Diamond White Extra (all except one bearded fellow, under the pier with a 5 litre plastic container of methylated spirits) reminiscing about the time when they were all young men and had hair and a waistline, when Eddie Newton could hit a cross-field pass without endangering punters in the East Upper row F and Brian M was still in the closet.

Anyway, I notice that we now have a whole new load of Murican experts joined up, to aid the Shed End to understand the complex and confusing world of soccer, and that there are still some mewling infants and their mums, taking offence at everything and desperately whining about what their entitlements are when it comes to what the club owes them.

Still, it's really good to see that some of the brightest and most erudite and knowledgeable world class football managers are members here under pseudonyms to tell us exactly where the duffers our club keep  employing are going wrong.  It's all down to being scruffy and a smoker, apparently.  Though, I must say to Colin w**ker, using your own picture as an avatar makes you look more of a tit than we all thought you were, anyway, regardless of what witty forum name you choose to use.

Any road up, watch out for Loz, keep  your daughters and sisters away from any of Liam's brothers, and hold on for a bumpy ride once Super Frank fails to have us in the top half of the league in October by playing 13 year-olds.

Edited June 21, 20197 yr by yorkleyblue
Unforgivable grammatical error.

Oh no, he's back ! Knew we should of dug a moat.

Not back.  Never went away.  

It was the promise of a piss-up, wasn't it?

26 minutes ago, yorkleyblue said:

Not back.  Never went away.  

f**k me your off already 

On 18/06/2019 at 16:12, Mod Stark said:

You're joking, someone thought they'd help out with updating the forum descriptions, have a read 

I need to edit them before a Google ban wave!

Still top dogs......

 

https://www.google.co.uk/search?source=hp&ei=ZwgNXZoikN5q5parQA&q=chelsea+forum&oq=chelsea+forum&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0l9.2481.6796..7920...1.0..0.82.858.18......0....1..gws-wiz.....0..0i131.3ILcGW06Zgs

1 hour ago, yorkleyblue said:

Apparently, there have been a series of unfounded rumours that I had been "banned" from this place.  These are simply untrue.

The Messiah returns 

You become a narky twat these past few years Yorkley? Did my absence hit you that hard? It's understandable but not forgivable. A man of your age should know better. There are kids listening.

 

This thread is like a time machine.

I had an unforgettable idea this morning regarding the piss up. I wish I could remember what the f**k it was...

9 minutes ago, geezer said:

I had an unforgettable idea this morning regarding the piss up. I wish I could remember what the f**k it was...

You were paying for everything, including scran.

1 hour ago, coco said:

You were paying for everything, including scran.

Don't use words I have to google! 

35 minutes ago, Valerie said:

Don't use words I have to google! 

I haven’t heard that word since I stopped cooking for the Navy!

40 minutes ago, Valerie said:

Don't use words I have to google! 

naff off ! google that baby 

3 minutes ago, coco said:

naff off ! google that baby 

Oooh I know what naff means, not available for *ucking, so errrrmm...this gets complicated 

On 21/06/2019 at 15:00, Valerie said:

Excellent idea. If we leave it to Loz, he'll pick St. Patrick's Day so to keep away the Irish. BTW please involve your brothers in this 

If I wanted to keep the Irish away I'd just arrange it for a day when some Irishmen was on TV in a sporting event competing for a medal nobody cares about and nobody in Ireland had ever heard of four weeks previously.