Jan Molby, Razor Ruddock, Mickey Qinn, Puskas, Fatty Foulke, Gazza.... Spuds signed another tubby one (Reid?) from Forest, who disappeared somewhere or other. I'm sure you can think of others. Eidur let himself go a few seasons back, too.

When did Lamps get labelled Fat Frank? He's never been remotely out of shape in his 6/7 seasons at Chelsea, so how come he gets a mention in this article?

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Dean Windass,Neville Southall,Phil Stamp,David Ginola (according to John Gregory),Mario Stanic (came back a fat gypsy).

And Eidur Gudjohnsen carried a fair bit of timber for a while.

When Frank first came to us he was slightly overweight.

The one, the only.................................................. Jimmy Floyd Haddasnack.

FWAT Fw**k

Look at all that fat!!

I've got more fat in one buttock than Frank has in his entire body

Huddlestone is more like Hoddle

Now that did make me snigger

Franny Lee was a bit of a porker in his days at Man.City - maybe that was why he dived in the box so much, someone had thrown food on the pitch

I heard that when Mickey Quinn was playing for Coventry at Upton P*rk.

A West H*m supporter chucked a pie at him while he was taking a corner,and he just picked it up ate THE WHOLE PIE and took the corner.

Thats the way to do it!!

He fat, he's round,

he bouncey's on the ground,

Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee.

Thomas Brolin at Palace.

The left back at Villa looks like he owns a cake shop and is heavily involved in the product sampling department.

The left back at Villa looks like he owns a cake shop and is heavily involved in the product sampling department.

Who Bouma??

Thats him, Mr Kippling to his team mates.

David Dunn?

Neil Shipperley?

John Hartson?

Mark Viduka?

Fatness is quite prominent in Strikers, clearly!?

Hang on a minute..I am hardly slim myself so a fine one to talk..... but any of these players, you wouldn't really call them fat would you ??? or are you all slim and toned people...... some of them carry a few extra pounds than your average footballer.. and some (Quinn) have become fat since retiring.. but fat in their playing days ? hardly !

Oh and you missed Le Tiss... the fat chuff !