Drogba hasn't scored in ages, Pizza boy never does, Sheva doesn't play and Anelka's scored one premier goal, bit of a sorry record this season.

Kalou has scored,

one things for sure if the sun is anything to go by...Ashley wont be scoring for six months

anelka V portsmouth

and before that? I don't count Kalou as an out and out striker

Pizarro v. Birmingham

We have spent a small fortune on strikers and still don't seem to have a striker who scores regularly (apart from Drogs last season). But is it the strikers or the service? Our system doesn't create enough chances for the strikers. I'd argue that we could sign most strikers and not see a marked improvement unless we change the way we play.

kalou is a striker. what would you count him as? hes a left sided forward.

Essien's strike, why's essien upside down on your icon?

We have spent a small fortune on strikers.

When I go to a cocktail bar and order a round for 4 friends and it costs £55, I say 'sh*t, that cost a small fortune!'

If they charged me £90 million I would be tempted to remove the qualifier

heckel, I've just seen your avatar... how wonderfully brilliant.

heckel, I've just seen your avatar... how wonderfully brilliant.

It's secret training shots of Jimmy as a young teen, just before he starting packing on the pounds.

Counting Kalou as a wide player we just scored another six goals and none from a striker. Just look at our goals for column in the premier at least before today and weep.

I was thinking the same during today's game...we don't have a striker in hot form like we did last season...drogba seems off the pace and anelka hasn't been much of a threat..luckily the wins keep coming somehow

kalou called him self a winger in the cross bar challange

when drogba was scoring he was playing with sheva when was the last time they started a match togther.

kalou called him self a winger in the cross bar challange

Ahh, but when his name came up it said 'Striker'

kalou called him self a winger in the cross bar challange

when drogba was scoring he was playing with sheva when was the last time they started a match togther.

sheva is pony!

kalou called him self a winger in the cross bar challange

when drogba was scoring he was playing with sheva when was the last time they started a match togther.

sheva is pony!

Easy with that rhyming slang Bluenut - you might be called a racist or anti animal or some other bolox