Yes, i know i am scraping the barrel here a bit, but i guess 'Im A Celebrity' is the one reality tv show that i can watch, purely on the basis that its great to see c-listers doing desperate things for a tiny bit of fame (eating wallaby penis for example :o )

Anyway Joey can expect a fair amount of ribbing these next few weeks from fans and team mates alike because his lady, Carly Zucker is going to be on it. And i have to say even if her credentials as a 'celebrity' are somewhat questionable , what a darling she is.

I think out of all the reality 'Celebrity' version shows, that one is the worst for getting in nobodies! This proves it!

Out of all the wags, I thought Carly was the one that more avoided any media attention, she must be getting paid a lot!

I think out of all the reality 'Celebrity' version shows, that one is the worst for getting in nobodies! This proves it!

Out of all the wags, I thought Carly was the one that more avoided any media attention, she must be getting paid a lot!

In todays society it seems all you have to do is shag a footballer of suck someone off on the internet and your celebrity status is sealed. Years ago they were called slappers, or alot worse.

Where's the: Vote Coley Sucker Icon?

Not the best of pictures I have to say, looks more like the runner up in a Mick Jagger look a like compotition.

The kids love this programme and I think Ant & Dec's comments and links are usually pretty good value.

Think I'll watch it, not I hasten to add for Carly nor the ex page 3 girl who apparantly has a 32G cup. Yep 32G.

No, I won't be watching it for that reason. Definitely not.

I see she subscribes to the "bare belly" school of fashion. UGH boots can't be too far away.

Yup, she is predestined for WAG-hood with no worthwhile qualifications (except shopping with Joe's credit card).

But I'm not bitter.

I see she subscribes to the "bare belly" school of fashion. UGH boots can't be too far away.

Yup, she is predestined for WAG-hood with no worthwhile qualifications (except shopping with Joe's credit card).

But I'm not bitter.

Arrrrrrrr Val, tell you what, you come be my WAG and subscribe to the "bare belly" school, and I'll give you my visa electron debit card to max out. <_<

Obviously my belly is very much worth your investment, Coco, but I think there are better ways for me to lay my hands on 5 quid :D

TT - you're not obsessed with young Carly by any chance? :D

I think he's her agent

TT - you're not obsessed with young Carly by any chance? :D

Well I have to say that I am looking forward to the bikini shots. :D

Well I have to say that I am looking forward to the bikini shots. :wub:

Yep, please let the shower be outside as always -_-

Bless, Joe probably can't find Australia on the map. Behave whilst the boss is away Joey!

Martina Navratilova in a bikini.................oh.............my...........God.................no!!!!!!!!

She's not as thick as Alex Curran, Danielle Lloyd or Abigail Clancy which is good... I feel I have to stick up for her because of Joe.

Kilroy is a c*nt though, especially what he just did to Carly, didn't have to be on this show to prove that though.

She's not as thick as Alex Curran, Danielle Lloyd or Abigail Clancy which is good... I feel I have to stick up for her because of Joe.

Kilroy is a c*nt though, especially what he just did to Carly, didn't have to be on this show to prove that though.

seems he's already decided he doesnt like her doesnt it

p.s. massive spider just crawled over someones head

That someone was Carly...!

There was a classic from Joe Swash talking to Martina "Czech Republic, is that near Prague?"

That someone was Carly...!

Carly’s camp chaos

17th November 07:14

Bed bugs, terrifying trials and confrontations with Kilroy – it’s been a tough day!

Well, it’s not the average WAG’s 24 hours, is it? Feeling teary after her Bushtucker Trial, Carly had a few snuffles in the Bush Telegraph, before tucking into her measly Away camp meal.

But after being called a “control freak†by Robert, and “bossy – but not in a bad way†by Nicola, at least Carly could snuggle up in bed for a cosy night’s sleep.

Or not…

“Do you think this is more dangerous than a trial, sleeping in the open?†she asked Simon. “What about the deadly spiders?â€

You’ll be fine Carly.

Sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite… And for goodness sake, never look at this photo!

Kilroy you w**ker :)

C'mon Carly :D

what have i become ?

Kilroy just asked ant and dec "what was the liverpool score" no wonder he doesnt like her, stupid c**t

Now Carly Zucker's down to her bra as I'm A Celebrity stars compete to strip off...

By Chris Johnson

Last updated at 11:46 AM on 19th November 2008

The celebrities rarely take long to strip to their smalls, but after Brian Paddick's commando shower, all self-respecting young campers are coming under increasing pressure to flash the flesh.

Carly Zucker became the latest to lose her top, revealing a racy pink and black lace bra.

As a fitness trainer and WAG, there was little doubt she would employ the tactic used so usefully by the likes of Myleene Klass, and already in this series, lesser WAG Nicola McLean.

Carly Zucker strips down to her bra, helped by fellow WAG Nicola McLean

McLean jostles with Zucker's bra while the pair were in their camp

But with two trial defeats to her name, she clearly felt the need to reveal her other talents as she rather suspiciously asked Miss McLean to readjust her bra straps.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/artic...-doing-Joe.html