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Surely Carjacker is RB? EDIT: Ah, just read he's one yellow away from a suspension (surprise surprise, gobby sh*t) so probably keeping him for the following game.

Well Crouch better flippin' start - he's the most inform England striker [when playing for England] at the moment. Smith is useless - favoured role or not.

Cleary its wrong, theres no Gerrard.

FA Cup 2000 1997

Carling Cup 2007 FA Cup 2007 Will search more later

I heard Lamps came off on the 87th minute, and Brazil scored in the 92nd... I take it the paper got it wrong if it was Frank who didn't close down the cross?

The Mirror saw sence and gave JT MOTM

Predictable

Not to mention England duty, needing a rest and getting married later this month. But oooh no, if he isn't at a kit launch, troubles-a-brewing.

The Sun can make anything out of nothing, and have done once again . Although I can see why we're not selling Ballack - does appear to be the main face of it

Sounds that way Loz, can't think of any other reason Gerrard would be given MOTM. To be fair, tried their best to hide it, but by 'eck, no one other than a ticketless pusher would be so deluded to think that.

Wow. I apologise, I didn't realise that you know where and who the credit is due. What did you think of Carragher? England's best defender tonight?

Obvious choice I know, but probably Beckham. Thought Smith was next useless - then again that may be because we didn't use him right. We should use his white hair and blue lips for kicking practise.

And where the hell was our Lampard and J.Cole tonight? True, although Cole had a pretty good first half. But Gerrard was average too, MOTM for being Gerrard, as usual.

You'd think that Beckham had scored the goal - looked in gettyimages under 'John Terry' and the first 8 or so images are just of Beckham celebrating yes yes yes he's had a good game and his freekick was spot on, but give John a little credit for scoring

Firmly in the History books now is our John

And hopefully he will clatter Alan Smith.

Would so laugh if our 3 free signings won more than Man Utd's ?50m 3. Well, welcome to the club. Now cut your hair.

If Beckham reaches 100 caps, JT will give him the armband for that game "I?d love him to go on and make 100 caps. If he does that then I would I would give him the armband in that match." Whether you think its lame, stupid, waste of time etc.. Its a bloody nice gesture, well done JT.

And Shevchenko and Ballack were going to help us win the league by 40 points last season. Not to mention the goals for Man Utd would dry up since RVN left. So yep... Think what you want, worry what you want - it probably won't turn out that way.

I really like the Ajex shirt. Like the player in it too - although would question his ability in the Premiership.

If you hit Dolly Parton I'd come round and smack you one I agree about James Blunt, although I'd rather shoot him than hit him.

In no order, except the first one 1. Shevchenko... Never thought CFC would get someone like him, truely unbelievable. Ruud, Hughes, Duff and Sidwell. Or maybe Laudrup instead of Sidwell.

Happy Birthday Big Pete

Yay Derby won - Good.