Lang7

A no brainer if you want to guarantee turgid, boring football within 8 months, yes. No thank you.

Play weekly so you can stick that patter straight away 👍🏻 Butterfly tattoos? What an incredibly odd thing to bring up. Hopefully you get some help soon to overcome your blatant insecurities.

Bang on. You can have an average team but if you get them working as a unit they’ll be solid. We currently have a squad of young individual players who think they’re better than they are and a manager that they don’t respect. It’s a recipe for disaster.

We’ve got Axel Disasi in this team and you’re really trying to tell me Mudryk’s got the worst touch in the league? Hyperbolic nonsense.

Counterintuitive as it sounds, the sending off is just about the worst thing that could’ve happened. This team cannot break through a low block. I’m sick of watching this iteration of Chelsea. Our squad has no spirit, no leaders and, worst of all, are a bunch of losers.

That is outrageous from a professional footballer. It’s not even close to the target.

Get Raheem Sterling out of this club immediately. Useless, greedy parasite.

I disagree. Our squads are better than theirs. Starting XI may be another story. Regardless, a great manager can take a team of average players and make them perform. Poch has been able to spend a fortune and we’ve seen no change. If anything we look worse at times. Questions deserve to be asked.

“The least talented Chelsea squad in the last 40/50 years” are still better than 11th place. Villa and Brighton are above us in the league ffs. Why is that? Because they’ve got better culture and tactics. Poch isn’t, and never was, the man to lead us back to the peak.

He’s Mason Mount with better energy but less end product. Not that Mason was a particularly high bar to begin with. I’d kill for a midfielder that can consistently score and assist. How spoiled we were with a decade of Lamps.

Enzo is absolutely bang average. Convinced Billy Gilmour would’ve kept him out of the team had he stayed.

Ironic. Tuchel’s football was completely impotent and I haven’t seen any difference in our attack since he left. As for his role in it: how about pissing away £300M on Lukaku, Koulibaly, Cucurella, Auba, etc. Binning decent talents in Tammy, Gilmour and Tomori. Once you’ve burned 2 seasons worth of dosh and not had a single hit, I think your strategy deserved scrutiny. But no, feel free to keep focusing on a 4 month cup run right at the start of his tenure and ignore the next 12 months of it.

Tuchel played a big role this mess. More people would be smart to wise up to this fact. Use your eyes. It’s the same impotent football we’ve had from the second half of the Tuchel era.

I’m really starting to lose patience with Enzo. I’m not sure what he’s bringing to this midfield. We’ve spent £100M+ on a player that doesn’t look any better than Billy Gilmour…

What the absolute f**k are these subs? Convinced Poch is picking his team from a raffle.