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Luiz is bad.

I've found a solution. Simply don't turn on the TV or social media for the next 6 months and take some drugs. I'm a genius.

Liverpool having 6 CL's, Spurs having 1. One of these will become our reality soon. Help. How does one reset the timeline?

This is a good compromise. Come on football gods.

I'm edging towards a Spurs win being the least bad outcome as: 1) Liverpool winning anything ever is a horrible prospect. 2) Arsenal being the only big London club without a CL win is quite funny.

No there isn’t, winning the league is just a prize for finishing first. It happens you were better than 19 teams over 38 games instead of 17 teams. You can’t control the quality of the opposition.

If they ‘get’ the club then they’ll probably have job interviews lined up for 9 months in.

Like I needed another reason to hate Barca.

Nearly there now.

He’s seriously talented, the kind of talent that’s hard to buy. Recent performances have been very good. Hints of Essien when galloping forward and Lamps once in the box!

You know what this season really needed? Cahill with his hands behind his back backing away from attackers for a few km every game. Oh no wait, we’re going to finish top 4, make a final, maybe 2 finals minimum and perhaps a trophy.

Our squad is so bad when you think about it. If we get top 4 Sarri should get coach of the year.

Do Bournemouth only try against us?

Knowing our luck we’ll probably play the f***er back into form.

New contract incoming.

Conte special.

Please just fluke a win lads.

Look at the squad! Who would do better? We have no creative players, little pace, no regular goal scorers. These are not “Sarriball” related issues. They have been present and growing for years.

Goal down, Kante releasing the ball 5 years too late, Hazard missing. Alonso existing, Willian still a Chelsea player. Sad times.

Why is Alonso playing? Did I die in my sleep and woke up in hell because of all my bad deeds?

What the hell has Zappercosta done so wrong to be in the same category as Willian?

At least we wasted time in the first half right guys? That was good right? That’s our glorious future when the next anti football dreamboat comes in.

At least we wasted time in the first half right guys? That was good right? That’s our glorious future when the next anti football dreamboat comes in.

Next manager’s contract needs a cause forbidding playing a false 9. It’s ridiculous.

Best player in the world subbed.