OverAndOut

It's Steve Holland.

I don't want that fat oaf Lukaku back here. Lazy and doesn't have half the attitude Didier had. Didier shat all over his wannabe talent. I'd like to see us buy an Asian player because we don't have any and they need more representation.

Exactly as I predicted, 0-3 to Chelsea.

We are gonna get slaughtered 5-0.

Voted for JT.

It isn't John Terry's mum.

It will run like a charm.

Exactly as I predicted.

Going EXACTLY as I predicted. It will be 2-4. Reffing has been so poor. Definitely NOT a penalty and DEFINITELY a hand ball outside. Very poor.

We are gonna lose so bad.

Me too, charierre. Maybe I'm just nervous. Maybe I'm being pessimistic so I don't set myself up for failure and the hurt and embarrassment that comes with losing to the Spuds. Or maybe I can see that we are going to be sliced open by a much better team.

Either an extreme stroke of genius, or we are going to be absolutely annihilated and slaughtered. If anyone really believes the former, then wait until 90 minutes have past and we're 0-5 down. I truly believe we are going to get absolutely hammered today. Embarrassed. Season defining game which sees us throw it all away, and to the SPUDS NO LESS. COME ON CHELS DON'T LET THEM HAVE ANY KIND OF GLORY FFS.

We are gonna get slaughtered. 0-5.

Worth it just for the name, surely?

He needs to f**k off so badly. Hopefully some stupid Chinese club will pay way over the odds for him. I reckon we could fleece them for £50mil easy. Playing with 10 men is better. What the hell does Michy have to do to get in the team? Diego is f**king awful.

Costa had a shot on target, nice. I guess that's an improvement. Torres > Costa

WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS COSTA DOING - PLEASE, PLEASE NEVER LET HIM PLAY FOR CHELSEA AGAIN

for the love of God please put Michy up front or get Diego red carded. at least he would be out for the next 3 matches.

Jesus Christ. COSTA COULDN'T HIT A BARN DOOR

We need a new starting 11.

ffs knew it was coming

I knew we were going to do well today, so weird.

Definitely wasn't me. I think we're going to lose every game when we're in first place.

I don't think this will be an easy 3 points, but I do feel like we will get a win here. No idea why I'm feeling optimistic as I normally predict us to lose every match. I'm so sorry if I've jinxed this.

Bizarrely I am really optimistic for this one. Bournemouth are a plucky team and will go all out for it at home, but they are inexperienced against a team like Chelsea and I believe we will be too strong for them. I suspect they will get a lucky goal with a ball that falls kindly to one of them like Palace, but I feel we'll grab a couple. Bournemouth 1-2 Chelsea Hazard and Willian.