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If tibo's legs were any wider he'd be giving birth 

Petre Cech would have held that second goal

Petre Cech would have held that second goal

Remember when not every Chelsea fan complained about transfers? Sure seems to be the norm nowadays. With all due respect, stop whinging like a bunch of arsenal fans.

Ignore him, he's confused his arse for his mouth

I'd take that 

Wenger had about as much of a chance of signing mbappe as me sleeping with scarlett johansson, we both like it to happen, but no chance

Wenger had about as much of a chance of signing mbappe as me sleeping with scarlett johansson, we both like it to happen, but no chance

Pretty much my reaction exactly, except I started dancing (never doing that again)

Maybe a condom ? See what exciting news does to me ? I am signing out now before i get banned !!

Wenger had about as much of a chance of signing mbappe as me sleeping with scarlett johansson, we both like it to happen, but no chance

I'd love the idea of having PEA, the guys fast and has great finishing (don't know why people believe he misses a lot of chances, has got one of the best goals per shot ratios you'll find).
Lukaku's first touch will betray him at a top club, though he's still a good striker, just not a great one.
Belloti has got a ridiculous price tag, though that one simply depends on whether the Chelsea higher ups are willing to spring it, but would also be a great signing.
As for morata, he has a great goals per min ratio, and seems to be a well rounded player. I wouldn't be disappointed with any of those three, but still prefer PEA

Levy wouldnt sell us the steam from his piss for 75 mill

Wenger has said this afternoon that Mbappe is staying at Monaco next season...

I'd love the idea of having PEA, the guys fast and has great finishing (don't know why people believe he misses a lot of chances, has got one of the best goals per shot ratios you'll find).
Lukaku's first touch will betray him at a top club, though he's still a good striker, just not a great one.
Belloti has got a ridiculous price tag, though that one simply depends on whether the Chelsea higher ups are willing to spring it, but would also be a great signing.
As for morata, he has a great goals per min ratio, and seems to be a well rounded player. I wouldn't be disappointed with any of those three, but still prefer PEA

I'd love the idea of having PEA, the guys fast and has great finishing (don't know why people believe he misses a lot of chances, has got one of the best goals per shot ratios you'll find).
Lukaku's first touch will betray him at a top club, though he's still a good striker, just not a great one.
Belloti has got a ridiculous price tag, though that one simply depends on whether the Chelsea higher ups are willing to spring it, but would also be a great signing.
As for morata, he has a great goals per min ratio, and seems to be a well rounded player. I wouldn't be disappointed with any of those three, but still prefer PEA