TheRealDavidK

Yay for a very unexpected result, but old pots still has to trot.... 🙄🙄🙄

GOTM? Sorted

Kovvy were best Croat of the FWC tourney... sad that modrić still gets all the press. A healthy Kovvy should start every match, and finish most. 🔵🔵🔵

Suggested edit: worst manager by 1603 meters... time to go... ✅

Alright, then let's have ChatBot media drone v ChatBot CFC manager... I won't notice any diff... plus our results will likely hold... 😵‍💫

Let's be the first football club to go with ChatBot as manager... great success 🥸🥸🥸

Here in the land that climate change forgot, kickoff is pretty early, except for UCL, so it's a macchiato as the usual... however, as you all know, probably better to avoid caffeine as our matches tend towards the somnambulistic so a nap or two can soften the horror ...😴😴😴

I'm optimistic that 'Grizzly Adams' Pulisic could walk around any football town in the world without being recognized... he probably has to show two pieces of gov't issued ID at Cobham... 😹😹

Goal of the month could ONLY go to the ladies... 🥅⛔️🛑🤬

Old Pots must have magic if he's still under the employ of the Chelsea Football Club... great success 🥸🥸🥸

Potter unable to locate a needle in a needlestack... 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

What a sorry-assed football club atm.

Is that the geez from 'new' Star Trek'?!? He's hilarious 😂

Azpi looks bettah than evah 🤕🤯

What a sorry-assed football club atm. poor Azpi 🤕

Was nice to see Chilwel on the pitch.... I cannot believe I just wrote that bros... 😨😭😭😭

James is always running into Ziyech cos, really, Ziyech is the poor man's James. Don't have them on the pitch at the same time.

Formation-wise I'll suggest a 1-4-2-3-1. we've got a few keepers on the payroll, let's use at least one tanite.

Yeah! Plastic Fantastic baby... oh wait... lemme guess... all you 'real' fans (or to use your vernacular 'real sh*t fans') would rather be relegated than make an obviously necessary move.

As much as I wanna win, it's time for regime change, so...

La Cucaracha destined to forever be mid-table 'talent'... and look where we'z at now... ouch bros

What a sorry-assed football club atm.

What a sorry-assed football club atm...

What a sorry-assed club atm... 😡

Yes! Tuchel out... great success... strike four, I guess... 🤯🤯🤯