19seventyone

This thread is like a load of women wondering if their husbands are coming home tonight.
Chill out ladies we will win tonight.

This thread is like a load of women wondering if their husbands are coming home tonight.
Chill out ladies we will win tonight.

This thread is like a load of women wondering if their husbands are coming home tonight.
Chill out ladies we will win tonight.

That’s not a pen it’s too close and if that’s given against us I would be pissed

This window will be the one where the Chelsea ownership begin to realise that they’ve made us into a club where the top available players won’t go to as a first choice.
We have no track record of success under them. We don’t pay the going rate wage wise and we look to develop young talent then sell them on.
It’s finally happened. We’ve turned into Brighton.

Can’t set a team up.
Utter sh*tebag.
No bottle.
Too slow
Fucking boring.
A nonce (probably)
Crap tactics
Eyes bleeding

Can’t set a team up.
Utter sh*tebag.
No bottle.
Too slow
Fucking boring.
A nonce (probably)
Crap tactics
Eyes bleeding

Can’t set a team up.
Utter sh*tebag.
No bottle.
Too slow
Fucking boring.
A nonce (probably)
Crap tactics
Eyes bleeding

Can’t set a team up.
Utter sh*tebag.
No bottle.
Too slow
Fucking boring.
A nonce (probably)
Crap tactics
Eyes bleeding

Can’t set a team up.
Utter sh*tebag.
No bottle.
Too slow
Fucking boring.
A nonce (probably)
Crap tactics
Eyes bleeding

Can’t set a team up.
Utter sh*tebag.
No bottle.
Too slow
Fucking boring.
A nonce (probably)
Crap tactics
Eyes bleeding

He scored 4 for Sweden tonight.
I thought I read he will be available at around £65 million in the summer as part of an agreement with the player.
If we went in for him in January I’d imagine it would take another £15 million on top of that. 
 
He looks the part though. 

Can’t set a team up.
Utter sh*tebag.
No bottle.
Too slow
Fucking boring.
A nonce (probably)
Crap tactics
Eyes bleeding

Can’t set a team up.
Utter sh*tebag.
No bottle.
Too slow
Fucking boring.
A nonce (probably)
Crap tactics
Eyes bleeding

Can’t set a team up.
Utter sh*tebag.
No bottle.
Too slow
Fucking boring.
A nonce (probably)
Crap tactics
Eyes bleeding

Jim’s going to be inundated with membership forms for the Jackson is a clown club

It’s probably his best performance these last 4 or 5 months.

You lot are mad - we're at home against a team who need to beat us by four and they've had one shot in the first half an hour. Acheampong, George and Walsh are all starting a European semi-final - live a little!
First two subs should be Antwi and Mheuka and whoever we bring on to give Cucurella a rest after 45 or 60 minutes.

Nkunku has been livelier than usual

Free your mind man. I get it - you still think football is about creativity and scoring goals. How quaint. But what you don’t realise is that Cole Palmer doesn’t need space or freedom. What he actually needs is 4325 passes between the centre-backs to unleash him. This sacred number was unearthed in Pep’s Catalan cave of tactical mysticism - for pep lite to copy.
This isn’t your granddad’s 4-4-2 pub team, Bob Stark has assured me that this is an Inverted Pendulum Rotational Negative Box Midfield Trap. The centre-backs? They’re not passing aimlessly. They’re actually probing for structural stress fractures in the opponent's low block. We don't penetrate (well, I don't anymore - not since i got married) but instead hypnotise until opponents drop deeper. Then - boom - Cole Palmer appears in the mythical area between the lines, ghosting in from the half-space within the half-space, and unleashes a shot so pure it makes Willy Cabellero weep. Unfortunately it was ruled out, as Nicolas Jackson had fallen over in an offside position, and was busy smothering the keeper with his tail (I hope thats what it was)... but the right idea was there.
Slow cooking is the way forward. I guess I am more evolved and can appreciate a 0.03 xG chance built over 117 sequences of possession recycling.

Right up there with not playing Rodri or Fernandinho against us in the Champions League final.
It’s Pep’s biggest weakness. He overthinks some of the really big games

Sanchez- Very good today in that he did everything right with no brain farts
Caicedo- Rolls Royce.
Trev- Got better and better as the game went on.
Colwill - His best performance for quite some time.
Cucu - Thought he was excellent and kept the best player in the league very quiet but got up the park to help the attack too.
Lavia - Please give us a fit Lavia because he is so good. His forward passing is immense.
Enzo - Really beginning to find his form recently
Neto - good shift but end product is few and far between.
Noni - Thought he was pretty good but makes the wrong choices too often.
Palmer - was decent in the first half but just got better and better.
Jacko - Usual head scratching stuff.
Maresca. - credit where it’s due. We were set up correctly today although the defending of corners was a shambles.

Sanchez- Very good today in that he did everything right with no brain farts
Caicedo- Rolls Royce.
Trev- Got better and better as the game went on.
Colwill - His best performance for quite some time.
Cucu - Thought he was excellent and kept the best player in the league very quiet but got up the park to help the attack too.
Lavia - Please give us a fit Lavia because he is so good. His forward passing is immense.
Enzo - Really beginning to find his form recently
Neto - good shift but end product is few and far between.
Noni - Thought he was pretty good but makes the wrong choices too often.
Palmer - was decent in the first half but just got better and better.
Jacko - Usual head scratching stuff.
Maresca. - credit where it’s due. We were set up correctly today although the defending of corners was a shambles.

Sanchez- Very good today in that he did everything right with no brain farts
Caicedo- Rolls Royce.
Trev- Got better and better as the game went on.
Colwill - His best performance for quite some time.
Cucu - Thought he was excellent and kept the best player in the league very quiet but got up the park to help the attack too.
Lavia - Please give us a fit Lavia because he is so good. His forward passing is immense.
Enzo - Really beginning to find his form recently
Neto - good shift but end product is few and far between.
Noni - Thought he was pretty good but makes the wrong choices too often.
Palmer - was decent in the first half but just got better and better.
Jacko - Usual head scratching stuff.
Maresca. - credit where it’s due. We were set up correctly today although the defending of corners was a shambles.

That particular offside wasn’t Jackson’s fault. He made a good run and the pass was delayed.
It’s the offsides when he’s looking across the line that he desperately needs to improve.