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Timmy Elms

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    Timmy Elms got a reaction from timetowaste in Mykhailo Mudryk signs for Chelsea   
    Fast and brainless. Goes on a run and ends up next to hot dog vendors on the Fulham Road. In terms of football IQ, makes Jackson look like Platini
  2. Haha
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from Scott in Jordan Henderson   
    Henderson bursting through lines in his bath chair. Even as a sub doubtful. Rather than a bench, have a bed. Pyjamas rather than football kit
  3. Haha
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from acaeus in Mykhailo Mudryk signs for Chelsea   
    Fast and brainless. Goes on a run and ends up next to hot dog vendors on the Fulham Road. In terms of football IQ, makes Jackson look like Platini
  4. Haha
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from petre ispirescu in Mykhailo Mudryk signs for Chelsea   
    Fast and brainless. Goes on a run and ends up next to hot dog vendors on the Fulham Road. In terms of football IQ, makes Jackson look like Platini
  5. Haha
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from petre ispirescu in Jackson transfer   
    Officially one of the two or three worst players, in the history of English Football. Makes Robert Fleck, look like Eden Hazard
  6. Haha
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from erskblue in Vintage Blues pictures and film   
    Rehearsal for his kick on Billy Brennan in the 1970 Cup Final. Every body was Kung Foo Fighting……
  7. Like
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from Scott in Vintage Blues pictures and film   
    Rehearsal for his kick on Billy Brennan in the 1970 Cup Final. Every body was Kung Foo Fighting……
  8. Like
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from Boyne in Vintage Blues pictures and film   
    Rehearsal for his kick on Billy Brennan in the 1970 Cup Final. Every body was Kung Foo Fighting……
  9. Like
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from strider6004 in World Cup 2026   
    Genuine Superstar. Very charismatic. Ironically took his autobiography out from the library last week.

  10. Nice One
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from The Rising Sun in World Cup 2026   
    Genuine Superstar. Very charismatic. Ironically took his autobiography out from the library last week.

  11. Nice One
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from erskblue in World Cup 2026   
    Genuine Superstar. Very charismatic. Ironically took his autobiography out from the library last week.

  12. Nice One
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from Sexyfootball in World Cup 2026   
    Genuine Superstar. Very charismatic. Ironically took his autobiography out from the library last week.

  13. Nice One
    Timmy Elms reacted to The Rising Sun in World Cup 2026   
    I've always said that since 1966 fans always claimed that our brilliant England team were world beater's but were let down by incompetent managers.
    But THIS time it's as clear as day that Tuchel f**ked us up. AND you could tell afterwards that he's not really that bothered either.
  14. Nice One
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from The Rising Sun in Vintage Blues pictures and film   
    Briefly worked on its refurbishment sometime in late 90’s. Iconic building- looks a little bit the airport control tower in an episode of Thunderbirds
  15. Nice One
    Timmy Elms reacted to dkw in World Cup 2026   
    Tuchel there complaining that our DNA doesnt want to take the ball and control it, after leaving behind all the English players that can take the ball and control it and taking Henderson along to do quizzes and magic shows.
  16. Like
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from WeatherMan in World Cup 2026   
    Should never have defended a one goal lead. Defending a two goal lead with 25 minutes to go even risky given Argentinas comeback record.
    That’s 12 World Cups I’ve seen us in now. Not one final reached.
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    Timmy Elms got a reaction from The Rising Sun in World Cup 2026   
    Should never have defended a one goal lead. Defending a two goal lead with 25 minutes to go even risky given Argentinas comeback record.
    That’s 12 World Cups I’ve seen us in now. Not one final reached.
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    Timmy Elms got a reaction from forbzy in World Cup 2026   
    Should never have defended a one goal lead. Defending a two goal lead with 25 minutes to go even risky given Argentinas comeback record.
    That’s 12 World Cups I’ve seen us in now. Not one final reached.
  19. Like
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from strider6004 in World Cup 2026   
    Should never have defended a one goal lead. Defending a two goal lead with 25 minutes to go even risky given Argentinas comeback record.
    That’s 12 World Cups I’ve seen us in now. Not one final reached.
  20. Like
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from WeatherMan in Ken Bates RIP   
    Wrote a complaining letter to him, and received a reply, in typically blunt fashion. Bumped into him at airport shortly after he’d sacked Gullit; was happy that he’d lost first game at new club. ( Newcastle)
    His programme notes were good value. During hooligan years he made out they were a tiny minority, when in actuality they were a significant chunk.
    He was very litigious. Many thousands flowed into CFC coffers consequent to unproven allegations.
    God Bless You Ken
  21. Nice One
    Timmy Elms reacted to PhilH930 in Ken Bates RIP   
    His legacy with Chelsea will go on - he’ll always be part of the fabric of this great club. As others noted, saved the club. His interview after we signed JFH made me laugh - he said something to the effect of he certainly does hassle the bank.
    On a personal level thank you for all he created. One of my favorite memories in life was the 1997 FA Cup final with my dad, and fair to say Ken had a lot to do with moments like this.
    RIP Ken.
  22. Nice One
    Timmy Elms reacted to Richard P in Ken Bates RIP   
    R I P Ken
    Met him a few times. May 84 Grand Hotel Manchester. 250 invited to dinner after the game with City. Great meal and sing song until 2am.
    83/84 reunion last year at the Bridge. In good form on stage with some great stories.
    Saw him at Cardiff before game where it was difficult to get into seats due to an issue. Ken came over to talk with police and stewards to sort it out.
    He was especially proud of our travelling support. The numbers and the noise we made making it a home game.
    Great Man. He would certainly tell the current owners a few home truths!!
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    Timmy Elms got a reaction from PhilH930 in Ken Bates RIP   
    Think it was sh*t or bust, when we invested in half a dozen new players start of 83-84 Season, however where did that money come from; was it Batesey’s cause we were poor as the church mouse at that time
  24. Like
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from strider6004 in Ken Bates RIP   
    Wrote a complaining letter to him, and received a reply, in typically blunt fashion. Bumped into him at airport shortly after he’d sacked Gullit; was happy that he’d lost first game at new club. ( Newcastle)
    His programme notes were good value. During hooligan years he made out they were a tiny minority, when in actuality they were a significant chunk.
    He was very litigious. Many thousands flowed into CFC coffers consequent to unproven allegations.
    God Bless You Ken
  25. Like
    Timmy Elms got a reaction from Valerie in Ken Bates RIP   
    Wrote a complaining letter to him, and received a reply, in typically blunt fashion. Bumped into him at airport shortly after he’d sacked Gullit; was happy that he’d lost first game at new club. ( Newcastle)
    His programme notes were good value. During hooligan years he made out they were a tiny minority, when in actuality they were a significant chunk.
    He was very litigious. Many thousands flowed into CFC coffers consequent to unproven allegations.
    God Bless You Ken
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