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We should charge them for said urine. It's a marketable commodity.

https://soundcloud.com/phace/phacemefjus-the-mothership-vip-freebie

Have the club asked him already to take a drug test? I would certainly do so :)

Blame the board I usually blame human nature but I'm open to compromise. How about we blame Kenyon? That used to work so well.

We're just starting this season as reigning champions yet this forum is all doom and gloom. What is wrong with you all?

His Chelsea career was over the moment he signed for Chelsea.

Totally agree, it should be a spade.

You might not like that fact... ;)

Ok, so less techno :)

There's only one Essien, it's pointless to search for a clone you're bound for disappointment.

Yep, any and all loyalty bonuses.

Any pics of his girlfriend? ;)

What's José got to do with this? Did he sign for Le Arse while I wasn't looking?

I believe it's an Americanism.

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Yeah, right. Whatever floats your boat.

Well I guess this won't be popular around here but I just can't get enough of it.

When you take on a name this distasteful it clearly shows your inability to objectively judge the man.

Started with The Last Tycoon. Another historical drama, Hollywood, 1930s. Not on the same level as Mad Men but it's still quite good. Amazon released all 10 episodes so you can binge watch it if you get hooked :)

We want to buy back a winger/striker youngster we just sold because we cannot get the wingback we want? Right, that makes total sense. Mate, if you are coming up with sh*t to make the club look bad at least make it plausible.

OR he knew that Tammy is better and he can't compete with him to break into a team that's fighting for the title almost every season, so he took a step or two down and joined Liverpool so he can build character instead of winning trophies.

We didn't sell him, he was a free agent. Also it was just a pre-season friendly, couldn't you wait and see if he can do it in the PL before you cry doom?

Says the guy who's nick is a death wish on José. I'm shocked, what a surprise...

Oh, the irony! Anyway, nah, thanks. I'd rather be a child again. Way more fun.