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saran75

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  1. Nice One
    saran75 reacted to markpitts in Random Rumours   
    He is 35yr old playing in a high energy league. His legs were already gone by the time he was playing for Roma 4years ago. Just a waste of a squad spot.
  2. Nice One
    saran75 reacted to WhiteWall in Lamine Camara   
    Now is the time to go in hard for Zubimendi as well. Test their resolve.
  3. Nice One
    saran75 reacted to axman2526 in Morgan Rogers   
    Adds a lot to our attack, but badly needs to up his defensive work. He has been at fault for goals in both games by not doing his defensive duties.
  4. Haha
    saran75 reacted to WhiteWall in Levi Colwill   
    (Is this the way) to Forest's Murillo

  5. Haha
    I remember when David Platt was the most expensive player on the planet when his transfer fees were combined. Platt was a decent player back then.
    City once spent 250 million on four defenders; shrinkflation means they're getting less players yet spending the same money...
    In chocolate terms, Enzo is a 2026 Mars bar compared to a David Platt-sized 1991 version, scorlatchio... incidentally, the type and size Mick Jagger was arrsted for allegedly eating out of Marianne Faithfull....
    Radom facts of the day, and I assure you, this isnt AI generated...

  6. Haha
    saran75 reacted to TheBeard in Danny Welbeck   
    We got rid of Jackson. We want Welbeck?

    I have woken up in an alternate reality.

    Do we still play at Stamford Bridge?

  7. Nice One
    saran75 reacted to WhiteWall in Random Rumours   
    Even using AI there is no way this fking throwback should ever be seen in a Chelsea shirt.
  8. Nice One
    saran75 reacted to just in World Cup 2026   
    Messi is an absolute God of a footballer and Mbappe is nowhere near him.
    But still, for me, Pele was the most complete footballer ever. He was brilliant at everything. A killer in front of goal, fantastic running with the ball, terrific in the air, strong in the tackle. Pace, stamina, an incredible football brain, tough as nails. A hat-trick in a World Cup semi-final at 17 followed up with two goals in the final. And all this in an age when balls weighed a ton compared to today, pitches could be like ploughed fields and defenders could literally amputate a striker's leg and not be penalised. He was magnificent.
  9. Nice One
    saran75 reacted to Scott Harris in World Cup 2026   
    That is just nonsense. Mbappe isn't even close to Messi at his peak. He could score 100 goals in a single year and he still wouldn't be better than Messi. Mbappe couldn't dream of doing things with the ball that Messi has done, but I have seen Messi do everything Mbappe is capable of doing.
  10. Haha
    Ahahahahaha (make it stop) ahahahaha (kill me) ahahahaha.
  11. Haha
    saran75 reacted to yaz in Alejandro Garnacho - Now moved to Villa!   
    I imagine the questions they asked were something along the lines of:
    "Wtf is wrong with him?"
    "Is he actually that bad?"
    "What were you thinking when you signed him?!"
    And so on...

  12. Roll Eyes
    saran75 reacted to 2211 in Marco Palestra   
    Rumours are we want £75m for Gusto and he’s in the new kit promos.
    I’m starting to lose any hope of selling him, it seems there are some board members that really like him amazingly.
  13. Haha
    saran75 reacted to dermott in Marco Palestra   
    Born in Buccinasco, a comune on the SW outskirts of Milan. Home of the 'Ndrangheta - the Calabrian version of the Mafia - in the Lombardy region. Screw him over and a horse will wake up with your head in its stall.
  14. Like
    saran75 reacted to DarkMata in Enzo Fernandez - Now sold to Man City   
    Who can blame him? We’re a sh*t show he’s given it a chance and we’ve regressed. Players are ambitious if we can’t match those expectations players will leave. Continue as we have and next it will be Palmer, Caicedo, Joao Pedro, and Estevao. Chances are will replace them with lesser players and the Spursification will continue.
    That’s what angers me most rather than Enzo rejecting us.
    What I will say is he’s not a number 10 and if he goes to Madrid they won’t play him as a 10
  15. Nice One
    saran75 reacted to The Rising Sun in World Cup 2026   
    It's been refreshing so far to see refs generally letting the game flow instead of blowing up every time a player goes down.when tackled...
    Some passages of play have left players on the deck with the game continuing regardless.

  16. Nice One
    saran75 reacted to WhiteWall in Marc Cucurella   
    Why is it that there has to be so much drama. Why is it that people on social media are already trying to cultivate an underlying narrative of Alonso being undermined.
    Not a single player in Alonso's Leverkusen team would have been deemed good enough for Chelsea despite the fact that over the last three years we haven't put out a single side in any match that would have matched up to them.
    We have said all season that our players are mediocre and they proved it by finishing dead middle of the league, the definition of average. I liked Cucurella. I liked that he scored some important goals for us. I liked that he was committed to us and I liked that he had the front to speak honestly when questioned.
    But he's just a player in a very average team. I want to see Alonso develop a team ethic and a camaraderie where the team is greater than its individual parts. To do that the players need to play for him and I don't really care who the individuals are. For all the Florian Wirtz, Frimpongs and Xhaka, he also had Nathan Tella and Andrich.
    We have to reduce the squad and at the same time create a team and style with the main stock of players that we have, because we are going to struggle to sell a lot of these players.
    I am not listening to the bullsh*t and negativity, I have enough of that baggage already. I am going to trust Alonso to develop our technical football, regardless of who the players are.
  17. Haha
    Brilliant.
  18. Nice One
    saran75 reacted to Snedger in Xabi Alonso - New Chelsea Manager   
    Whilst I don’t think Alonso himself is a bad appointment, I still have no optimism for next season. There’s no way enough changes can be made to this awful squad to allow any discernible improvement.
    And I think it’s massively naive and overly optimistic to think the owners/SDs are going to change what they’re up to. Alonso has already been dumped with half of Strasbourg’s inexperienced players for next season before he’s even started the job.
  19. Like
    Semenyo available to buy & we go after gittens & Garnacho..... We're just after Temu rated players instead of stars!...ffs
  20. Like
    Semenyo available to buy & we go after gittens & Garnacho..... We're just after Temu rated players instead of stars!...ffs
  21. Nice One
    Im surprised that McAllister two footed out of control lunge didnt get looked at more closely ive seen reds for less. He had a stropp on and for about ten minutes was charging around like a man possessed.
  22. Haha
    Why are the defenders not passing it sideways between themselves?
  23. Nice One
    Be nice if the lads put a bit more effort in for this, maybe someone should have made them watch the 70 final and replay so a little dig in the ribs wouldn't make them have to go off,
    Not sure if the interim has watched the last few games but Hato is probably our most in form defender ( a stretch I know)
    I'm past caring this season but this is Leeds, it's more than just a semi final.
  24. Nice One
    He’s out of his depth but I don’t blame him. I’m not sure he had much choice or option.
    He’s made a bollix of the set up tonight that is on him, but the players have shown weakness, cowardice and no desire or loyalty to the badge.
    That is I believe the worst 45 minutes I’ve ever seen from any Chelsea side.
  25. Sad
    Almost one way traffic. We are abysmal. The lack of ANY quality is astounding. We are making Brighton look like prime Brazil. They should be 3 or 4 up. It's embarrassing. It really can't get any worse than this.

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