Mr. Reid

Ha. Nice one.

At which point you're allowed to slam her head in the door for being so c**ty

BANG ON! Best suggestion yet. EDEN'S GOOD EDEN'S GOOD f**kING EDEN'S GOOD! It's gto everthing going for it....even David Luiz in a top hat in the video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPzv_EwxMl0

Nobody thinking about the Richard Marx song? It's pansy assed as hell, but if you threw the Mathew Harding choir into the mix along with a complete overhaul of all the lyrics we've got a f**king chant :)

Chelsea have won every match that I've been to. I'm a lucky f**king charm the last match had a Torres hat-trick in it.

If you want to know about taking the piss go and have a word with Julian Dicks about Zola ZA ZA ZA ZA Zola

I've always liked the league cup. First opportunity to pick up tournament silverware in the season. It's sad that none of the top teams take it seriously, but hey-ho

Belfast -> Heathrow -> tube to Earl's Court -> dander to the Bridge.

I went on to a Loserpool forum called red and white to get my daily diet of giggles at how next season will be thier season (never gets less funny) and immediately, IMMEDIATELY, avg threw up a warning that the site was dodgy. Unbelievable, even scouce internet is trying to still sh*t

Shame he's banned. There's no finer sport than scouser baiting.

Talking about Chelsea takes thier mind off the fact that thier club is on the slide. Do you know anyone who wouldn't lower themseves to celebrate relegation? There's a good reason for that.....their fans.

Aye, I'm not expecting anything more than the reserves to turn out

I never saw the Football Factory.I'll watch it now and deliver my review in 1hr 27mins. .... .... .... I expect it to be sh*te

that's a fair auld trek. I'm curious about who'll be playing myself,

I struggle to imagine Roman bending under presssure from public opinion.

I see coaching badges on the horizon. I hope he gets treated better than Osgood did.

Another Terry

meh, I'll not be bothered if we win or lose. As long as we don't pick up any injuries in the ridiculous bloody thing.

You're right man, nothing more than an exhibition match really

I'd really love to see Bertrand make a bigger impact this season and maybe earn the armband. It'd be fantastic to see the captaincy handed from one academy player to another when the time comes. That is, of course, if he forces his way into the first team regular and shows the qualities needed to be a captain.

That would be brilliant. Has anyone seen it on a source a little more crediblle than goal.com ?

I don't like the look of the 'XI' and I haven't found anything about it on the Chelsea website but Dundalk F.C. are advertising a pre-season friendly against a Chelsea XI in August. I thought you might like to know. http://www.dundalkfc.com/dundalk-fc-v-chelsea-xi-august-14th

"Bertie Big Bollocks"

I'd asked them the same question, got this reply: Hi Gary Thank you for your email. All memberships will become active and sent out around the beginning of July sometime. Kind Regards Eric@Websales Chelsea Football Club Stamford Bridge Fulham Road London SW6 1HS 0871 984 1905

Don't sweat it man, the 2012/13 memberships don't get activated until July.