Lads we need a song to sing at champions league next season relating to the fix and the uefa pri**ks.

Post your ideas here please

Im also a rangers fan and last season gers fans sung "f**k the SPL" due to the fixture scandal.

platini oooooo platini ooooo uefa all agree platini hates chelsea platini oooooooo.

to tune off the veria song

lets not get carried away here. Yes something'iffy' went on last night but i highly doubt it was match fixing,i mean this wouldnt be the first time barca have been involved in a refereeing incident (dressing room in 2005) so maybe history has repeated itself(no not man u v chelsea again) but maybe pep 'whats his face' has snuck into the wrong changing room with a handful of money which could have slipped into the ref's pocket.

we will get answers somewhere along the lines because uefa will hit back at these claims.

we are out and we will be back so just see how this unfolds and dont be dissapointed when uefa cover this all up and punish chelsea for the incident after the game.

--one day.

I very much doubt I'll attend another CL game to be honest

why sing songs?

the club will only get fined for it

Why think about songs when people are calling for Chelsea to be banned from next year's Champion's league.

I very much doubt I'll attend another CL game to be honest

i see where ur coming from m8 but dont punish chelseafor this .

i see where ur coming from m8 but dont punish chelseafor this .

I'll still go to the bridge, but just drop out the CL games. I was pissed off the club sold my ticket for last nights game. I

They can keep their poxy anthem, their fixed draws, their dodgey referee's........Chelsea can keep their plastic flags, the football tourists will be able to see the spectical that is the special European nights, because I've just about had enough of it all, and honestly think it's all bent.

Give me the FA cup, the best cup in the world IMHO - a cup with tradition, English referee's, even Graham Poll over that prick last night.

I'll still go to the bridge, but just drop out the CL games. I was pissed off the club sold my ticket for last nights game. I

They can keep their poxy anthem, their fixed draws, their dodgey referee's........Chelsea can keep their plastic flags, the football tourists will be able to see the spectical that is the special European nights, because I've just about had enough of it all, and honestly think it's all bent.

Give me the FA cup, the best cup in the world IMHO - a cup with tradition, English referee's, even Graham Poll over that prick last night.

i agree with you was only at 3 european games this season means notting 2 me anymore its not a trophy man utd are barca will lifted in rome its a cheque. i want the premiership. least we know where we stand there

(to the tune of that Paolo Di Canio song)

Tom Henning Ovrebro

Is Platini's jigolo

Send him to the Alamo

f**king disgrace-io

Someone could probably come up with something better along those lines :P

How about this simple chant:

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

Sepp and Michel pay the ref's off ......clap clap calp clap

liking it lads :)

We’re not going to Rome ,

We’re not going to Rome

The Ref made sure ,

We’re not going to Rome

To Knee’s up Mother Brown

F*ck your Champions League

F*uk your Champions League

Backhanders you must pay

To win the cup in May

F*uk your Champions League

F*uk your Champions League

C’mon , C’mon

C’mon and fix this match

We’re the money men from UEFA

And we can fix your match

This is to be sung to the tune of Swing Low Sweet Chariot, because it's a tune which sounds tremendous sung in a crowd.

Swing low, UEFA twats,

Coming for to cheat the Blues, (or the Chels)

Swing low, UEFA twats,

Coming for to cheat the Blues.

We looked at UEFA,

What did we see?

Coming for to cheat the Blues?

Michel Platini

Counting his fee,

Coming for to cheat the Blues.

back to chorus.

You could change to Swing High - but that might be considered inflammatory!

A pre arranged banner/group of fans holding up placards against UEFA/the referee's appointment would probably get more attention.

That said, I'm sure the bureaucrats in Platini and Gilliard's circle jerk group will just be waiting to hammer us with something else. We'll probably be supporting death threats or something equally elaborate.

We’re not going to Rome ,

We’re not going to Rome

The Ref made sure ,

We’re not going to Rome

To Knee’s up Mother Brown

F*ck your Champions League

F*uk your Champions League

Backhanders you must pay

To win the cup in May

F*uk your Champions League

F*uk your Champions League

C’mon , C’mon

C’mon and fix this match

We’re the money men from UEFA

And we can fix your match

This is to be sung to the tune of Swing Low Sweet Chariot, because it's a tune which sounds tremendous sung in a crowd.

Swing low, UEFA twats,

Coming for to cheat the Blues, (or the Chels)

Swing low, UEFA twats,

Coming for to cheat the Blues.

We looked at UEFA,

What did we see?

Coming for to cheat the Blues?

Michel Platini

Counting his fee,

Coming for to cheat the Blues.

back to chorus.

You could change to Swing High - but that might be considered inflammatory!

really good stuff boys

I'll still go to the bridge, but just drop out the CL games. I was pissed off the club sold my ticket for last nights game. I

They can keep their poxy anthem, their fixed draws, their dodgey referee's........Chelsea can keep their plastic flags, the football tourists will be able to see the spectical that is the special European nights, because I've just about had enough of it all, and honestly think it's all bent.

Give me the FA cup, the best cup in the world IMHO - a cup with tradition, English referee's, even Graham Poll over that prick last night.

With you on that Bluenut - except the Poll bit - he couldnt even count 3 wrong calls.

hows about (to the tune of 'go west')

'f**k off, you uefa c**ts'

Edited May 8, 200917 yr by bjd

With you on that Bluenut - except the Poll bit - he couldnt even count 3 wrong calls.

Now the dust has settled I take back the Poll comment!!!

Will never forget when he whispered to Henry to take that freekick quickly at Highbury and told Eidur to get out of the way. Also the JT sending off v Spurs. - Another Bent ref that one!

Edited May 8, 200917 yr by BLUENUT

Another song, to the tune of Dino's 'Volare': -

UEFA, wo-o-oh, Corruption, wo-o-o-oh

That French c*nt Platini, he f*ckin' hates Chelsea

UEFA, wo-o-oh, Corruption, wo-o-o-oh

The whole world looks and sees, your cheating referees

UEFA, wo-o-oh, Corruption, wo-o-o-oh

No wonder Barca won, you gave the ref a bung

UEFA, wo-o-oh, Corruption, wo-o-o-oh

You act all so surprised, then start your f*ckin' lies

UEFA, wo-o-oh, Corruption, wo-o-o-oh

You think that he's uncouth, but Drogba spoke the truth

UEFA, wo-o-oh, Corruption, wo-o-o-oh

Jose got it right, UEFA are f*ckin' sh*te

UEFA, wo-o-oh, Corruption, wo-o-o-oh

You haven't got no class, stick yer trophy up yer arse

followed by continued chants of (to the tune of Blue Flag)

Up yer arse, up yer arse, stick yer trophy up yer arse

After all your stunts, you cheatin' c*nts, you can stick yer trophy up yer arse

Another song, to the tune of Dino's 'Volare': -

UEFA, wo-o-oh, Corruption, wo-o-o-oh

That French c*nt Platini, he f*ckin' hates Chelsea

UEFA, wo-o-oh, Corruption, wo-o-o-oh

The whole world looks and sees, your cheating referees

UEFA, wo-o-oh, Corruption, wo-o-o-oh

No wonder Barca won, you gave the ref a bung

UEFA, wo-o-oh, Corruption, wo-o-o-oh

You act all so surprised, then start your f*ckin' lies

UEFA, wo-o-oh, Corruption, wo-o-o-oh

You think that he's uncouth, but Drogba spoke the truth

UEFA, wo-o-oh, Corruption, wo-o-o-oh

Jose got it right, UEFA are f*ckin' sh*te

UEFA, wo-o-oh, Corruption, wo-o-o-oh

You haven't got no class, stick yer trophy up yer arse

followed by continued chants of (to the tune of Blue Flag)

Up yer arse, up yer arse, stick yer trophy up yer arse

After all your stunts, you cheatin' c*nts, you can stick yer trophy up yer arse

tim rice eat your heart out....

Up yer arse, up yer arse, stick yer trophy up yer arse

After all your stunts, you cheatin' c*nts, you can stick yer trophy up yer arse

thats f**king brilliant that is

Edited May 9, 200917 yr by bjd

To the tune of 'That's not my name' by the Ting Tings:

They call it football, we call it "dis-grace"

They call it Europe, we call them c**ts

That's not our game, that's not our game, that's not our game, that's not our game

They call it nothing, we call it handball

They call it nothing, we call it foul

That's not our game, that's not our game, that's not our game, that's not our game

They call it reffing, we call it w**king

They call it fair, we call it bent

That's not our game, that's not our game, that's not our game, that's not our game

Special song just for the Champions League draw: -

"Cheat in a minute, you're gonna cheat in a minute...."

Special song just for the Champions League draw: -

"Cheat in a minute, you're gonna cheat in a minute...."

Or perhaps something about grabbing warm/heavy balls?