according to his twitter, has just received 5000 copies of the Clef Jean charity DVD, which he now has to sign.

Who the hell is Clef Jean? It sounds like female hygiene problem...

Mr Haiti, Wyclef Jean.

Bad rapper if you didn't know (bad meaning sh*t).

Florent is signing all that? He's a perfect gentleman...

f**k the dvds he would want to start scoring goals agsin.

f**k the dvds he would want to start scoring goals agsin.

what was that about zola?

Two Shays!

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I'll get my coat!

Edited December 6, 201015 yr by Zola

No need, sir. I'm sending you a limo round after that absolute beauty

No need, sir. I'm sending you a limo round after that absolute beauty

I've been racking my brains to think of a way to translate it into iQuotes!

Easily the post of the year.

f**k the dvds he would want to start scoring goals agsin.

I answered him on twitter "so you're not playing on Wednesday" but he hasn't replied

Two Shays!

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feck yeh u bollocks lol you got my nice. im still laughing.

I'll get my coat!

:D

Nicely done, now that was funny.

Flou has signed the DVD's and you can order your copy here

Flou has signed the DVD's and you can order your copy here

To me it seems there has been way too much talk about charity and other off-the pitch commitments of the players. Looks like football is not the first priority for Drogba, Malouda and other attacking players.

To me it seems there has been way too much talk about charity and other off-the pitch commitments of the players. Looks like football is not the first priority for Drogba, Malouda and other attacking players.

agreed imo if malouda was at any of the other big clubs,and playing like he is at the moment,he would have been dropped by now,in fact you could say that about at least 5 of them(not including ramires!)

To me it seems there has been way too much talk about charity and other off-the pitch commitments of the players. Looks like football is not the first priority for Drogba, Malouda and other attacking players.

charity starts at home sort it out chelsea.

To me it seems there has been way too much talk about charity and other off-the pitch commitments of the players. Looks like football is not the first priority for Drogba, Malouda and other attacking players.

Silly thing to say. Most players have off field commitments, and often give their time to charity with little or no publicity. Seems to me that this is just something else to gripe about because recent results have been so poor.