Eleventh commandment: Thou shalt chuck thy celery.

Even Roman did a bit of Celery chucking!

 

 

 

 

http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa278/fit3xl/video/th_006_zpshhvvnfvo.mp4

 

thanks for the vid

Eleventh commandment: Thou shalt chuck thy celery.

 

Using it as a tickling apparatus is optional.

Using it as a tickling apparatus is optional.

 

funny that celery song came into my head too - I guess we have dirty minds ;)

Using it as a tickling apparatus is optional.

Or a twelfth commandment even?

Or a twelfth commandment even?

 

ooh so you like de celery too?

Or a twelfth commandment even?

 

It's something you only need to do in special cases, so I don't think it needs to be a commandment.

It's something you only need to do in special cases, so I don't think it needs to be a commandment.

 

agreed so make it an option for the 11th commandment :)

Bloody Moses, he just HAD to drop the most important tablet, didn't he, and now we'll never know.

Bloody Moses, he just HAD to drop the most important tablet, didn't he, and now we'll never know.

 

And according to George Carlin he brought some useless ones instead...

 

ooh so you like de celery too?

What Chelsea wench doesn't :-)

You shall have no other teams before Chelsea.

You shall make the players idols.

You shall not take the name of Abramovich in vain.

Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it, and other days, for matches.

Honour your Football and your Mourhino.

You shall murder the opposition's defence.

You shall have to forgive if a player commits adultery.

You shall skilfully steal points and trophies.

You shall not bear false witness against your fellow forum members.

You shall covet allotments and grocers for celery.

You shall have no other teams before Chelsea.

You shall make the players idols.

You shall not take the name of Abramovich in vain.

Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it, and other days, for matches.

Honour your Football and your Mourhino.

You shall murder the opposition's defence.

You shall have to forgive if a player commits adultery.

You shall skilfully steal points and trophies.

You shall not bear false witness against your fellow forum members.

You shall covet allotments and grocers for celery.

 

Dude you are no fun, especially w/ the opposition forums. It's fun to troll on from time to time

I hadn't appreciated how slimy celery gets when it is chucked around and around and around!  Mind you, I can't stand eating it so chucking it and tickling bums with it is the best thing to do with it.

Jose Enrique tried desperately to mock the fan attendence, and made Liverpool look even more bitter, I did not think it was possible for them to look even worse, I was wrong. ‘dignity, respect and class’, sure, most bitter club in existence.

Edited May 26, 201511 yr by Floyd25

I really don't get it.. It was rammed all along the route, and as you got nearer to the coaches when they stopped at the common it was squashedville !!
Bitter jealous tossers the lot of 'em.

 

PS Loved the players joining in with the celery chucking, i could hardly sing because i kept chocking up with the atmostphere 

I really don't get it.. It was rammed all along the route, and as you got nearer to the coaches when they stopped at the common it was squashedville !!

Bitter jealous tossers the lot of 'em.

 

PS Loved the players joining in with the celery chucking, i could hardly sing because i kept chocking up with the atmostphere 

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