After perusing many Chelsea websites i feel this is the one for me. On some other Chelsea sites there allowed to swear that's just not ruddy on. Well about me i come from Surrey myself and the Princess moved here a few years ago. There's an excellent farmers market and Waitrose is pretty near altough there's not as many organic shops that one would hope for. As for Chelsea well i have never been to the Bridge like 90% of the posters here but i will catch a few minutes on a stream and then tell myself yes that makes me a huge fan. Mind you if the petunias need pruning then the stream will come a distant second.

 

The sort of television i watch well only Attenborough and Newsnight (not the same since Paxo left) and Scandinavian dramas on BBC4. But the programme i simply adore is Bake Off and i was overjoyed to hear that it's extremely popular on here and that people will post more about about a cooking show then Chelsea. Sue Perkins isn't she just totes adorbs not self satisfied in the least. I also like (love really) to pull up people about there grammar. These people are beneath contempt i don't care if there old and not used to computers or English isn't there first language it's just not good enough.

 

Anyway guys got to go and i hope we become such good friends that we'll end up inviting each other for sherry and nibbles.

There, their, they're newcomer, you'll find a GBBO thread here, so you'll fit in. Some of us oldies can find our way around electronically, so don't worry.

I (capital), and others, welcome you to the forum. ;)

f**k off you dick

Hmm piss take methinks!  How's June?

Oh, so convincing :-)

The sort of television i watch well only Attenborough

 

This morning I was working in the house in which David (and Richard) Attenborough grew up. I had a strange thought when I was upstairs; "this is probably the room in which David Attenborough had his first w**k".

 

we'll end up inviting each other for sherry and nibbles.

 

Don't stereotype the fanbase - some of us are more of the 'drinking Super Tennant's on a bench' type.

After perusing many Chelsea websites i feel this is the one for me. On some other Chelsea sites there allowed to swear that's just not ruddy on. Well about me i come from Surrey myself and the Princess moved here a few years ago. There's an excellent farmers market and Waitrose is pretty near altough there's not as many organic shops that one would hope for. As for Chelsea well i have never been to the Bridge like 90% of the posters here but i will catch a few minutes on a stream and then tell myself yes that makes me a huge fan. Mind you if the petunias need pruning then the stream will come a distant second.

 

The sort of television i watch well only Attenborough and Newsnight (not the same since Paxo left) and Scandinavian dramas on BBC4. But the programme i simply adore is Bake Off and i was overjoyed to hear that it's extremely popular on here and that people will post more about about a cooking show then Chelsea. Sue Perkins isn't she just totes adorbs not self satisfied in the least. I also like (love really) to pull up people about there grammar. These people are beneath contempt i don't care if there old and not used to computers or English isn't there first language it's just not good enough.

 

Anyway guys got to go and i hope we become such good friends that we'll end up inviting each other for sherry and nibbles.

Well now wasn't that worthwhile?

This morning I was working in the house in which David (and Richard) Attenborough grew up. I had a strange thought when I was upstairs; "this is probably the room in which David Attenborough had his first w**k".

 

 

Don't stereotype the fanbase - some of us are more of the 'drinking Super Tennant's on a bench' type.

 

 

Or whisky from the bottle wrapped in a newspaper.

Who do we think this is?  My guess is YorkleyBlue,

Sorry should have quoted earlier Moi post where she said "or whisky from the bottle wrapped in a newspaper."

 

Or real ale. Or wine.   Or anything but sherry/

 

*is anyone else wondering whether to rise to the bait of "to pull up people about there grammar"?* That must have been deliberate, right?

Edited September 1, 201510 yr by Beerqueen

Or real ale. Or wine.   Or anything but sherry/

 

*is anyone else wondering whether to rise to the bait of "to pull up people about there grammar"?* That must have been deliberate, right?

 

 

Oh absolutely, as is there for they're.  Got to be dear old YB!!  (oops, I meant YOUNG YB!)

Oh absolutely, as is there for they're.  

 

That's exactly what I meant!  But I don't reckon it's YB - I mean Y Bother?

That's exactly what I meant!  But I don't reckon it's YB - I mean Y Bother?

 

 

Possibly, but it sounds like his quirky kind of piss-taking.

 

Any other suggestions?

I must admit I just assumed it was a WUM.

Here's his avatar

 

Possibly, but it sounds like his quirky kind of piss-taking.

Any other suggestions?

Uno is a good candidate.

Where is YorkleyBlue?

He's busy with life at the mo - he's just moved so I don't think he has time for spoof threads.

It's Uncle ChelTel, I f**king know it!

 

Nice rule of thumb, blame a jew. They can take it! We can take it.

Then again it could be uncle Vlad the Impaler. I f**king love Communism, with a big, fat, Chelsea alouetta C.

It's Uncle ChelTel, I f**king know it!

 

Nice rule of thumb, blame a jew. They can take it! We can take it.

 

Is he back?

Buggered if I know...

It's Uncle ChelTel, I f**king know it!

 

Nice rule of thumb, blame a jew. They can take it! We can take it.

 

 

Who is Uncle Cheltel????

Who is Uncle Cheltel????

Oh thank goodness, you have no clue either.

Oh thank goodness, you have no clue either.

 

 

If it were worth knowing, dear, you and I would know it!!!