Noni really does fall squarely into one side of that 1996 Chris Rock routine.

Noni still doing Noni things I see.

I’d sell this bellend 30 times over if we could.

1 hour ago, Scott said:

Noni still doing Noni things I see.

Crazy miss. Hopefully out of his system for 3 weeks now, and can return to that normal service come August!

17 hours ago, Sconnie Blue said:

I’d sell this bellend 30 times over if we could.

What do people see in him, seriously he's kak.

12 hours ago, Scott said:

What do people see in him, seriously he's kak.

Hes a sh*t Jesper Gronkjaer.....

4 hours ago, dkw said:

Hes a sh*t Jesper Gronkjaer.....

He’s not fit and possibly not even mentally equipped to lace Jesper’s boots.

It’s the fact that after that he’s laughing that sums him up.

Yeah I'd take Gronk over Noni every time.

But Tuchel rates him very, very highly. From the BBC website.

"So heading into the group stages, how much protection Tuchel provides Saka will be a factor towards the team the German decides to pick.

But in Madueke, Tuchel has a player he trusts and clearly rates, should the manager decide to ease Saka into the tournament".

Hey Noni, Noni. I'd rather have a Noni than a Garnacho.