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Another Winger! - Noni Madueke

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On 13/07/2025 at 23:12, PhilH930 said:

It only took Arsenal two days to take him away from a trophy. Careful over there in north London - mediocrity is embraced!

I am still worried they won't buy him, it seems like it is taking ages

2 hours ago, Valerie said:

Isn't his medical planned for this week?

He came back from the States for his medical, presumably it's done. Unless he's still waiting in the queue at his GP's clinic.

2 hours ago, nonotnowjim said:

Teeth bleached

Little head jock strap washed

Missed out on being a world champion

….all ready for the unveiling.

Or they sneakily find something wrong in the medical (get out clause)

3 hours ago, guddy69 said:

Or they sneakily find something wrong in the medical (get out clause)

Doubt it. If anything it's a PR damage control tactic. Delay until you get something positive first.

They'll probably announce Noni when Gyokeres is finalized. Don't want no crazy fans being weirdos

1 hour ago, bluedave said:

Btw, in case it's not obvious, that's a fake/troll account. Joined June 2025, first post July 3rd. Also, check the date on this (he played for us in the CWC on that date):

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Yup. His legit account is @NoniMadueke_

Only thing that needs to be said: Players with ambition dont move to Arsenal...

Thanks for the dreadful attitude and efforts in blue. Forced a move instead of winning silverware, badly advised child.

Edited by bluelightening

5 hours ago, bluelightening said:

Only thing that needs to be said: Players with ambition dont move to Arsenal...

Thanks for the dreadful attitude and efforts in blue. Forced a move instead of winning silverware, badly advised child.

Always had a bit of a soft spot for him having played for my favourite Dutch club PSV, and I really willed him on. Sadly, he hasn't quite delivered what I think he could do if he develops some more footballing intelligence. When players like him move to another EPL team I'm always terrified they suddenly become world class, but I may not fear in Madueke's case. Still wish him individual happiness and professional mediocrity.

47 minutes ago, Valerie said:

Always had a bit of a soft spot for him having played for my favourite Dutch club PSV, and I really willed him on. Sadly, he hasn't quite delivered what I think he could do if he develops some more footballing intelligence. When players like him move to another EPL team I'm always terrified they suddenly become world class, but I may not fear in Madueke's case. Still wish him individual happiness and professional mediocrity.

Done it, got the t-shirt.

Not even a congratulations post or anything for winning the CWC.

The thing I don’t like about him is that he loves a party, which isn’t a good look for a professional footballer really, I can see it end up being a problem down the road.

I think it’s very possible we may look back and think we sold him at perfect time.

1 minute ago, dansubrosa said:

Not even a congratulations post or anything for winning the CWC.

The thing I don’t like about him is that he loves a party, which isn’t a good look for a professional footballer really, I can see it end up being a problem down the road.

I think it’s very possible we may look back and think we sold him at perfect time.

He's Andros Townsend's spiritual successor. We sold him at 55M! It's unbelievable

7 hours ago, Valerie said:

Always had a bit of a soft spot for him having played for my favourite Dutch club PSV, and I really willed him on. Sadly, he hasn't quite delivered what I think he could do if he develops some more footballing intelligence. When players like him move to another EPL team I'm always terrified they suddenly become world class, but I may not fear in Madueke's case. Still wish him individual happiness and professional mediocrity.

I do think he's one of those type of players who will do alright for at international/England level. Not a bad player but think our playing unit will be stronger without him. from a club point of view, bet theyre pleased, he is probably delighted. good bit of business.

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