16 hours ago, bluelightening said:

Anyone ever watch Fringe? Wouldnt mind seeing Anna torv bite her bottom lip sat in the bridge... Perhaps she could take some of our players to the alternet universe and they could play for chelsea there.... This will be lost on many... but she's fine.

I loved Fringe, was a great programme. Last season got confusing with different versions of the characters every bloody where.

10 hours ago, C3blue said:

Have you got a pic of the back of her head???

My pillows like the Turin shroud.

When you have to explain the joke, its not funny. Try again and use english everyone will understand.

57 minutes ago, dkw said:

I loved Fringe, was a great programme. Last season got confusing with different versions of the characters every bloody where.

Typicall JJ Abrahams. Was great fun... a sort of modern day XFiles... but year, keeping track on where they all were was difficult.

2 hours ago, bluelightening said:

When you have to explain the joke, it’s not funny. Try again and use english everyone will understand.

lighten up bluelightening. Why are u acting like it’s ur Mrs. w**ker.

8 minutes ago, C3blue said:

lighten up bluelightening. Why are u acting like it’s ur Mrs. w**ker.

Sorry, Im struggling to understand what it is you're saying in your posts. Is English your first language? No need to call me a w**ker... As I said, When you have to explain a joke, it isnt funny. Try again.

Aww did u get upset cos I offended ur little celebrity crush.

I called u that cos it sounds like u have that pic on a crusty sock under ur bed mate.

Switch hands u can pretend she’s there.

42 minutes ago, C3blue said:

Aww did u get upset cos I offended ur little celebrity crush.

I called u that cos it sounds like u have that pic on a crusty sock under ur bed mate.

Switch hands u can pretend she’s there.

No, not upset. Just didnt understand what you were saying or the humour... probably sounded better and funnier in your head right? Now that you've explained it, its still not funny.

So you've called me a w**ker and you're actively thinking about me jerking off over a celebrity. Far out of you to be imagining posters on here jerking off... whatever gets you off I suppose. Each to their own.

On 25/07/2025 at 11:04, bluelightening said:

AndNot going beyond my posts and into politics. Will leave it all here.

I have no issue with Russians, just ones who continue to prop up a dictatorship and whatever shape they come in. We can get onto elected dictators around the world but the point stands. Countries dont invade unless they have expansionist ideas and policies, funnily enough, Moscow, Washington and Tel Aviv all share the same outlook on expansionism... Europe is on its own. What will be the excuse when Russian bombs start falling on European cities outside of Ukraine?

Ukrainian entry into Russia is a way of securing better negotiation rights when both sides do sit face to face. Ukraine would not have invaded Russia. It didnt even have the strength to regain the provinces Russia annexed using its hybrid strategy.

Most youngsters from those regions have been sent to die. I know, a mate of mine from Crimea is dead after being drafted. Putin, Trump, Netanyahu, these are men who dont believe in anything but their own power and bank balances.

As for outrage of invasions. Yes, I was exally appalled at Afghanistan and Iraq, that gave rise to the current events in the middle east. Doesnt make those right, or Russia's invasion of Ukraine, that is ongoing and getting nastier by the day as Russia targets civilian infrastructure.

no more politics from me as Im hoping we have a fast start to the season and forget about the BS the world is throwing up...

Glad you left it and didn't continue with the politics

7 hours ago, dkw said:

I loved Fringe, was a great programme. Last season got confusing with different versions of the characters every bloody where.

Agree

3 hours ago, bluelightening said:

No, not upset. Just didnt understand what you were saying or the humour... probably sounded better and funnier in your head right? Now that you've explained it, its still not funny.

So you've called me a w**ker and you're actively thinking about me jerking off over a celebrity. Far out of you to be imagining posters on here jerking off... whatever gets you off I suppose. Each to their own.

Far out....lol

2 hours ago, Scott said:

Agree

Dont advocate the use of drugs unless you can handle them.

1 hour ago, WhiteWall said:

Far out....lol

Needs a bucket bong to be realistic

Obviously drugs are bad unless you enjoy them, dont do them if you have work testing or play professional sports... unless youre called michael Phelps...

And dont get me started on...

Edited July 26, 20251 yr by bluelightening

5 hours ago, bluelightening said:

No, not upset. Just didnt understand what you were saying or the humour... probably sounded better and funnier in your head right? Now that you've explained it, its still not funny.

So you've called me a w**ker and you're actively thinking about me jerking off over a celebrity. Far out of you to be imagining posters on here jerking off... whatever gets you off I suppose. Each to their own.

Oh I’ve got it, ur one of those cancel culture bods. Your not an authority on humour mate, you can’t say what’s is or isn’t funny only what you find funny.

You got ur knickers in a twist over a silly joke about some bird on the tv. If u don’t find something funny all u have to do is not laugh. You don’t have to get on ur sticky little keyboard and complain about it.🙄

21 hours ago, C3blue said:

Oh I’ve got it, ur one of those cancel culture bods. Your not an authority on humour mate, you can’t say what’s is or isn’t funny only what you find funny.

You got ur knickers in a twist over a silly joke about some bird on the tv. If u don’t find something funny all u have to do is not laugh. You don’t have to get on ur sticky little keyboard and complain about it.🙄

Listen, You want to call people a w**ker, cool. Feel free to go for it. Do I want to engage with it? Cant be arsed dealing with it or you.

I said if a joke needs to be explained it aint funny doesnt make me an authority? you were simply being abusive. Why else call someone a w**ker?

You say I have my knickers in a twist - but its you who keeps coming at me with insults. Please check what youre wearing.

You insult me and have now called me a cancel culture bod... (you are clearly Mystic meg) you've sent me a kiss, and again alluded to me being a w**ker because you are simply seeking a reaction.

So here it is.

Enjoy yourself, keep dishing out the insults if they make you feel big or better about yourself. See my 4th sentence.

On 25/07/2025 at 18:56, strider6004 said:

I have heard that also though not seen it said in any official reports, I heard as many as 250k were there which seems rather large.

Yeah, it's not something that seems to have had much attention . pretty sure other nations got involved. No wonder the Russians are paranoid about the West !!

Woops ! England women gone to penalties. Hope they practiced after that last fiasco !

2 hours ago, bluelightening said:

Listen, You want to call people a w**ker, cool. Feel free to go for it. Do I want to engage with it? Cant be arsed dealing with it or you.

I said if a joke needs to be explained it aint funny doesnt make me an authority? you were simply being abusive. Why else call someone a w**ker?

You say I have my knickers in a twist - but its you who keeps coming at me with insults. Please check what youre wearing.

You insult me and have now called me a cancel culture bod... (you are clearly Mystic meg) you've sent me a kiss, and again alluded to me being a w**ker because you are simply seeking a reaction.

So here it is.

Enjoy yourself, keep dishing out the insults if they make you feel big or better about yourself. See my 4th sentence.

WTF are u on about. You jumped down my throat saying I couldn’t speak English.

I didn’t explain any joke by the way, I just followed one with another if u had a sense of humour u might have got it.

What kiss have I sent you?

I called you a w**ker cos you acted like an obsessive fanboy getting all offended on someone else’s behalf. Someone who wasn’t even there or you even know.

As I said in my first post why are you acting like I just slagged ur Mrs off.

If u don’t like a joke tough, man up, stop getting offended for other people.

11 hours ago, C3blue said:

WTF are u on about. You jumped down my throat saying I couldn’t speak English.

I didn’t explain any joke by the way, I just followed one with another if u had a sense of humour u might have got it.

What kiss have I sent you?

I called you a w**ker cos you acted like an obsessive fanboy getting all offended on someone else’s behalf. Someone who wasn’t even there or you even know.

As I said in my first post why are you acting like I just slagged ur Mrs off.

If u don’t like a joke tough, man up, stop getting offended for other people.

more insults... It is incredible how you have invented my anger, think im offended, see fit to call strangers online w**kers and apparently I have a mrs, none of it true... and apparently im offended for other people... This started because you took offence at me saying your joke wasnt funny. Are you Alan Carr or something having a rough time in the media industry turning to online forum to try your edgy material??

Please dont respond, Ive worked out how to mute you. Have a brilliant day and enjoy the time you have left on the planet

You jumped all over a simple joke he made, claiming he can't speak English etc. Your in no position to take the moral high ground with him.

1 hour ago, bluelightening said:

more insults... It is incredible how you have invented my anger, think im offended, see fit to call strangers online w**kers and apparently I have a mrs, none of it true... and apparently im offended for other people... This started because you took offence at me saying your joke wasnt funny. Are you Alan Carr or something having a rough time in the media industry turning to online forum to try your edgy material??

Please dont respond, Ive worked out how to mute you. Have a brilliant day and enjoy the time you have left on the planet

Here we go, trying to play the victim using words like abuse after you basically got told to do one with your fake virtue signalling outrage.

Part of the cancel culture, snowflake generation.

Wow, so the reaction to a person saying they didnt get a joke is to follow it up with a series of posts insulting that person.

mind you, you can call for the death of a chelsea player on this site and people objecting to that get banned. Nasty little place this isnt it.

See ya.

13 minutes ago, bluelightening said:

Wow, so the reaction to a person saying they didnt get a joke is to follow it up with a series of posts insulting that person.

mind you, you can call for the death of a chelsea player on this site and people objecting to that get banned. Nasty little place this isnt it.

See ya.

Now that is funny….. but don’t do that. You know what you did.

And now you can’t take some flak for ur unnecessary dig. Own it.

4 hours ago, bluelightening said:

Wow, so the reaction to a person saying they didnt get a joke is to follow it up with a series of posts insulting that person.

mind you, you can call for the death of a chelsea player on this site and people objecting to that get banned. Nasty little place this isnt it.

See ya.

This almost sounds like you've been here before. "Bluelightening". Its couldn't be? Could it?

Does bluelightening strike twice?

Now that is a bad joke 😜