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And I saw no one posted any scoreline from that match until it was over... Seeeee, no jinxing Not that I believe in all that

Girls gotta look good on radio

I think our players were blinded by Sidwell's hair clashing with the kit... Their eyes may have calmed down now.

Sort of thinking we need

Phil Thompson going mad on Soccer Saturday or Wednesday or whatever... Our defensive is such a shambles, can't see Jose settling for this.

Well if that doesn't drive people away then the news that I'll also be in there will

Anyone gonna be in the Match chat? Valerie? BB? Mak?

Excellent news, out of all our youngsters this is the one I wanted to sign a contract extention the most - huge prospect.

Had a similar experience myself after the Man City game two seasons ago, he spoke to everyone in the room for at least a couple of minutes. Adults, children, male, female... everyone. He asked me if I enjoyed the game, and we had a minute or so chat. Didn't have a camera, but he happily signed an autograph and was genuine throughout. Just made the day complete really. Same with Lamps by the way, talked to everyone, posed for pictures, signed autographs, showed off Luna... Oh and of course I had a wonderful conversation with Elen, have I mentioned that before? My dad, who isn't easily impressed and always tends to see the worse in people... said he was highly impressed with both of them. In a game full of designer ego's... the two players who seemingly 'represent' the club, show how down to earth they are.

Paul Robinson... Urgh, England's number 1? Average at BEST goalkeeper. Good game though, made great by the fact Everton are winning Will Spuddies be bottom? Lets hope it stays that way for the season.

Andy C*nt (ha ha how original) to "blank" Cech. Why are people like him allowed to use our oxygen?! Hope we clatter him one.

Ahh yes, the Mail. The world will end tomorrow if we believe all their headlines. Still, big blow if true, we'll have to wait and see...!

I've never stayed late for autographs, but I sometimes see people standing outside the player's carpark after the game, waiting for them to drive out. No idea if they do stop, but could be worth a go. Also I'm not sure what time they'd leave either so its a bit hit and miss. Theres probably a site map on the official website.

Well worth a mention I agree, a fine gesture indeed.

Blimey, I've just read the match reports from The Sun & The Mirror, and I don't think I've ever read two such positive Chelsea articles in a very long time. They complimented our record, our play, our players, the manager... Its nice to read. I'd rather be Champions though, so I'm okay if the negative, boring Chelsea articles start again next season

You too Mod, of course.

So is Rooney's foot.

Hate Reading, bloody Stephen c**t! But for today, they had my support. Ahahahahahahaha

He did do his best to give them scoring oppertunities. The Manchester Sniper does need to be found though, Nani was one particular target he found more than once, dropping like flies.

Man Utd 0-0 Reading. See what happens when you don't jinx it?

Nice idea, loz.

We don't have a clue We don't have a clue We don't have a clue About the ins and outs of your contract dealings so anyone who is drawing conclusions from the information, or lack of, from various sources (mainly the media, those truth telling, respectable, fun loving journo's) should reeeeeeeally think about shuttin... I digress, the chant is a working progress. I'd prefer we stuck with Super Frank though, mine as a back up.

Loz its brilliant, thanks for the effort you've put into it.

I was quite looking forward to him coming back to Chelsea. Maybe not the greatest of loan spells but it would have got him some more experience. I have changed my mind. Good going forward, linked up with SWP well, but defending? Oiy, terrible.

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