theblueone

Make that 12 hours 32 mins :D How right you were there. I tip my hat to you. If I had my way, that thuggish sack of pig excrement would get a permanent ban. Not just today, but have seen him at many games throwing his weight around, hurting people. Only a matter of time before he does serious damage to someone. I would settle for him getting a taste of his own medicine. A very strong taste at that. Sour grapes because he knows he couldn't hit the broad side of a shed with a banjo. 50 mil... I bet Liverpool laughed all the way to the bank with that deal.

Torres has to learn how to find the net first. The thought of him grabbing a hat trick at this point is funnier than any joke I been told.

Haha really? Never realised. Maybe its just perspective, but I thought Messi was average height. Still, 6'6" is still massive. Only 2" shorter than Pantilimon, who is just freakishly tall.

The stripes don't bother me to be honest, its a trademark of Adidas. There will never be a kit bearing their logo without them. Look at the other options out there. Nike are boring and dull, Under Armour kits are hideous and Puma kits are awful too. They look like cyclist tops.

Glad Salah is getting a start and Hazard is getting a rest though. He needs a break IMO.

For heavens sake, still no Ba? There has to be something more to this than we're being told. Has he had a falling out with Mourinho or something? Given our current situation, surely he must be starting by now?? This is frustrating. We have another striking option and he's just sat there rotting on the bench... Again!!

Totally agree. If you noticed the PSG crowd in the last leg, they were fantastic. Every time their team got the ball, they cheered like a goal was about to be scored. Even me, sat in front of the telly with a brew, I was nervous every time their crowd began roaring. Created a victorious atmosphere and I think that worked against our players. We need to give them a taste of their own medicine and get behind the lads. Make them feel like their fans are behind them and make them confident. The home atmosphere is supposed to be an advantage, not a luke warm flat atmosphere until we start scoring. Let's smash their concentration and send them packing.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9vM3y877EkU Not only a proven goalscorer, but also creates chances for team mates aswell. You cannot possibly deny that he is a talented player. Has massive amounts of energy and is a good sprinter too.

Really? I thought the player shirts at club level were off limits to fans. Besides, there's can't be that much difference between what we wear and what the players wear surely? Its always something ridiculous such as slightly more breathable materials apparently. If that's the case, I'm not that fussed.

Haha, yeah anything with Jason Statham tends to be cheesy with the action sequences. But I own the Transporter box set and bust it out every now and then. Good films really. The Expendables (and the sequel) fits the same category too. Though, with the incredible casts in both films, you cannot really complain at all. I did my growing up in the 80s/early 90s, so seeing practically every action movie hero I grew up watching in one film was an incredible experience. They just HAD to make a reference to those "Chuck Norris facts" in the sequel, lol.

I never got to play MGS until I was in my twenties. Great games. Though the current prequel to the next installment seems a complete rip off. 20 quid for something which has been played through quickly in 5 minutes start to finish. Twice as expensive as a DVD and a third of the length when played through properly though apparently. The next one is going to be intense though. Will buy that instead. As for Hitman, I have completed all of them. I play on the harder difficulties and choose not to be seen. The latest one is amazing. Best of the bunch. Though I was fuming when I first got it. Was hit with that bug which corrupts your save file, so I lost hours of progress and had to restart from scratch.

We should forget about Lucas IMO. PSG will not let him go easily and if they do, we would certainly be paying over the odds and his wage bill is another headache we don't need, especially whilst we have Torres' wage bill strangling our resources. Lavezzi is more than capable, he's not quite over the hill yet and has a few great years in him judging by his performance against us. He was sharper than any of our players out there.

That would be a great pairing, but we need more than two strikers. With 4 competitions to participate in and the FA/UEFAs inability to schedule matches with adequate breathing space, fixtures are going to be heavy in places. Fatigue is definitely a problem we've faced this season and has led to injuries. We need three strikers. Not two. Even if we buy Lavezzi, that would be a tidy third forward to add more depth. True, but we don't need his three ring circus bringing the wrong kind of attention to the club. You know what the gutter snipe toilet level tabloids are like in this country. They'd be following him around like a hawk. Even if he misses the toilet when urinating, the press would be making that a headline. Its not just his antics I don't trust, its the papers too. Theyre sad, pathetic w*****s.

Mark Hughes has given me another reason to want Chelsea to smash Stoke today. He seems to be enjoying our poor run of form, stating that now is the perfect time to play Chelsea and pointing out his teams better form. As a former Chelsea player himself, I was hoping he'd show a little more restraint in this pre match build up. Come on you Blues!!!!

Rather not have the mental Mario. This one would do just fine. Lol.

http://hereisthecity.com/en-gb/2014/04/04/jm-would-the-signing-of-20-million-player-solve-chelseas-striker/ I would love to see him at the Bridge!! I know many on here don't rate him, but I watch a lot of German Bundesliga and he's been on my wanted list for ages.

Haha glad somebody said it.

Given your previous posts I've read, not sure if you're being sarcastic...

Haha I know. But that's what makes the game so interesting. Your entire outlook on a player or team can completely change in the space of 90 minutes. Even as a winger, he would be absolutely lethal from what I saw the other night. I had a twisting pain in my gut every time he got hold of the ball. I think I may turn grey by the end of the second leg haha.

Without a doubt, Premiership title. That's the big one for me. I want to be sporting those gold arm patches on the new kit, shut up and silence the constant dirge coming from the Liverpool and City supporters in the process. Though they'll probably just blame Roman as always. I would love to do the double but with how lacking we are in forward options this season, I think it'll be a case of one or the other. Though I may be pleasantly surprised. I do have a real feeling that we may win something this season.

Yeah, the stripes are a nice touch. Definitely better than a plain blue top like I thought it would be when it leaked initially. At least they ain't charging 90 quid like Nike is for the England shirt. I know its the players version, but damn.

Nope. You're not the only one. I love it too. I'm going to be straight down the megastore on the morning it comes out.

Hahahaha. Most expensive statue ever. Yeah, I know the kit you're on about. I didn't buy that one. Looked hideous. I still buy shirts. I'm an Adidas sales execs wet dream with the amount I've bought through the years. I wear them whilst out and about but wouldn't wear one whilst out on a match day, with the amount of brainless plebs around these days. JT? Yeah, he was in the video for last years home kit launch. Its yellow apparently and very nice looking. Click the link and scroll down to see the alleged leak of it:http://www.footyheadlines.com/2013/12/exclusive-chelsea-14-15-home-and-away.html

Definitely. Stoke have some real physical players in their midfield and back line. The types of player that Oscar struggles against. So this is my eleven, Cech, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Matic, David Luis, Hazard, Lampard, Salah, Ba.

That won't be for years yet. I'd hate to leave Stamford Bridge though, its been our home for years and I have some great memories in that place.