Chelsea190512

Tbf Ulloa should have

Muller doesn't get to play up front. Neymar and messi play on the wings so Suarez can be up front. Mascherano is one of the best defensive mids in the world playing as a centre back. My point is it's common so he needs to put up or shut up

Ooh ok should really have known that considering I watched their last game.

I'd put Ivanovic with Cahill at CB and play Zouma in midfield to nullify the threat of Dembele and Matic could focus on Alli. Would like to see Pedro and Willian on the wings in order to track the runs of Walker and whoever else plays in the left back berth probably Rose. Thus allowing Azpi and Baba to play in their favoured positions and deal with the threat of Lamela and Eriksen drifting wide. Ideally Hazard will play at no.10 think he performs better in that role.

It's hard to imagine Bale being allowed to score in the first place

He couldn't even be bothered to pick a fight last night :/

Tottenham worry me but not half as much as the fact this games broadcast on f*cking BT sport. Absolute torture listening to their commentary is. It's like it's part of the package that at some point if there is more than one black player on the pitch they will be mistaken for the other. Genuinely awful commentary this might be an occasion where despite having the coverage on tv I might consider finding an American stream. It sounds finicky but it really is that bad.

Scoreline flattered us somewhat. But wins a win. Would have took a 1 nil for all I care. However in all honesty we should have been a goal down within 5 minutes. Against a better team we would have got done on the counter numerous times but maybe Jose knew they weren't a better team? So he let us push up knowing that the risk of them scoring on the break was minimal? Wishful thinking but could be truth. Oscar was woeful today in my opinion did nothing. Fabregas played some great passes today. On to Spurs next, very nervous for that one with the form they're in.

Barcelona were disgusting today. How you can do that to a fellow European team baffles me. But seriously that MSN trio is sublime. No other words. Just amazing to watch. The relationship between the three is different class. How many other teams where two of the 'main men' are on hat tricks would you see them both let their compatriot step up to take the penalty. Nice touch I felt. He missed but still classy. There is a genuine bond in that team where the individual sacrifices himself for the greater benefit of the team. Credit to Enrique too as many doubted him suggested he would be sacked before his first season was up.. How he made them eat their words. Enough of the Barca fanboying now. I'd love to see our players show some of that same togetherness.

Hazard got to be controlling that

That was about Aubameyang btw

20million you must be having a laugh. A guy who's got 24 goals in 16 appearances this season. The same player who last season scored 3 more than Muller and 1 less than both Robben and Lewandowski. I think that speaks volumes about his credentials we'd be lucky to get him for 35m.

F*ck off

Pedro played a cutback to Costa that he skied hopelessly. In the modern game whether we like it or not stats are the be all and end all so really he should have had an assist. Wouldn't say he was useless but he did bring something. Players are scared to leave someone as quick as Pedro on the ball alone with the chance to run at them therefore someone will always be conscious of him which leaves players like Hazard and Fabregas time and space on the ball to work their magic.

Gumtree can be a bit of a shifty site, not unheard of for people to be set up. Use it by all means but stay safe

Bought need for speed this week. Handling is a bit of an acquired taste but not too bad.

Tbf second gear can be pretty decent depending on what you're in

Not a qualifier but England haven't had much of a chance against Spain.

My goals 7 a side league team lost 3 nil yesterday. So we're pretty bad. But honestly this thread would probably have more comments if it was the worst Chelsea team assembled. I can tell you how it would go though as someone would no doubt suggest our current starting xi as our worst ever and we'd go into meltdown.

Why not Hasselbaink seems to be working wonders at Burton

Didn't we say this stuff at the last international break

Think that team would have been a joy to watch haha

Newcastle looked a better team than us today

F*ck off City.

Players were pathetic simple as. No fight.