splishsplosh Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 Chelsea's attacking play this season has consisted of running directly into players, hoofing the ball to forwards who can't hold it up and relying on set pieces. If we aren't going to go down the open play route, then Peter Crouch would be a brilliant signing. Great at holding the ball, great at heading things, big lanky legs to stretch for the few crosses that do come in. He's also English and home grown.
CFCholland Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 Oh for the love of God, could you please just piss off?
Chippy Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 Chelsea's attacking play this season has consisted of running directly into players, hoofing the ball to forwards who can't hold it up and relying on set pieces. If we aren't going to go down the open play route, then Peter Crouch would be a brilliant signing. Great at holding the ball, great at heading things, big lanky legs to stretch for the few crosses that do come in. He's also English and home grown. Peter's not home grown, a little kid swapped his cow for some beans and planted them and he just appeared in the night.
AlexTommo Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 This is a rumour section, mate. Not an idiotic suggestion section.
Zinc Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 At this rate, I think he'll start a new thread about this guy soon.
ForeverCarefree Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 A player deemed second choice to Jonathan Walters really isn't a player we should ever align ourselves with.
Zeta Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 Do you seriously have nothing else to do with your life than pretend to be a Chelsea fan on the internet?
Michael440 Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 Oh for the love of God, could you please just piss off? ^^^ this!!!
General Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 I hear Noddy's a free agent, hes really good with his head by all accounts !
splishsplosh Posted November 18, 2015 Author Posted November 18, 2015 Once again, no-one is offering anything constructive. Peter Crouch is perfect for the way we're playing at the moment. Would you honestly have Falcao, Costa or Remy over a guy who actually suits our current style of play?
Bobbywoodhogan Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 Don't feed the trolls. After midnight?
Mod Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 Really? Is he a troll? I remember reading some good posts a few years ago! Maybe just drunk suggesting Crouch though.
CFC_RFC_TID! Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 I've stopped using shedend as much due to horsesh*t threads like this.
Zeta Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 Really? Is he a troll? I remember reading some good posts a few years ago! Maybe just drunk suggesting Crouch though. If that's the case, he's been drunk for a solid couple of months.
icecoolguy22 Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 A front line of Caroll/Crouch would be unbelievable, all we need is high ball in the box-> profit! Every corner we get will be will penalty, the opponent won't low how to deal with us
Bobbywoodhogan Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 If that's the case, he's been drunk for a solid couple of months. You took the words out of my mouth. I'm assuming he's bored so he creates topics like this to see the reactions, then laughs maniacally at the responses.
Zinc Posted November 19, 2015 Posted November 19, 2015 You took the words out of my mouth. I'm assuming he's bored so he creates topics like this to see the reactions, then laughs maniacally at the responses. You're literally describing how an internet troll is like.
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