Upsetter

Never in doubt'!!!!!!!!!!!

If the hacks from the gutter press see footage of us nattering, I wonder what they’ll say we're saying?

I did say almost. Nice shirt though, all the same.

Looking at their new, Bob Marley-inspired away kit, I almost wish I was an Ajax fan:

f**k ‘em all.

Ok I’ll kick myself

The Beatles

On the table in front of Alice, smoked fish as in Arbroath Smokies.

30 Smokie* *If they’ve already been mentioned, blame my browser scratch, or old age, or.... That Cat screaming his head off, wanting to go out.

Oops. And I haven’t even got you on ignore!

29 Four Tops (already had that) 30 Men At Work

I want this played at my funeral

A raid you say. Where’s the safe ? Or is it an armoured car? Ohhh a mini raid. Like this one: Doesn’t look a lot like Leicester to me though.

ANY win against West Ham is a good win. To beat the bastards when they’re among our rivals for a top four place, when David Moyes, rightly or wrongly (I say wrongly but then I would) livid at the team he manages being down to ten men, and to beat them on their own patch - looking back to a few horror stories, both on and off the pitch at Upton Park - just makes it all the sweeter.

Had to be!

Club Announcement Rail seating installed A further upgrade to Stamford Bridge that we are pleased to announce is the installation of rail seating in the Matthew Harding Lower and Shed End Upper and Lower tiers. This change, which will be ready for the 2021/22 season subject to approval by the Sports Ground Safety Authority (SGSA) and its Safety Advisory Group (SAG), will enhance supporter safety by replacing the current seats in those sections of the stadium. The decision is the result of many months of consultation with the SGSA and Hammersmith and Fulham Council, as well as work with independent architects to find the optimum solution for Stamford Bridge. While the change will result in a loss of just over 500 seats in the areas concerned, we have decided to act now in order to be ready and prepared for any future government decision to introduce safe standing in Premier League stadia. Season ticket holders who wish to move seats from these areas will be able to make an application when the renewal period opens. Information on this renewal period will be communicated to season ticket holders over the coming weeks. We are excited to welcome you back to live football at a loud and improved Stamford Bridge next season! Rail seating/Safe standing, same difference. It should look something like this: Now all I need is the price of a plane ticket!

I do love a bit of Dylan, here he is with a cover of a song made famous by, but not written by, Joan Baez:

No I haven’t heard her version - but I do know someone who loves everything she’s ever done - and I’ll definitely make a point of checking it out later.

Not exactly where else to put this; football mediaeval style on Shrove Tuesday in Atherstone: And in a little more detail:

I saw that yesterday, quoted elsewhere from The S*n. The S*n and TalkSport says all you need to know. Pile of sh*te.

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