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We need more bodies in midfield! Mikel has no one to give it to half the time... and even if he does he normally messes the pass up anyway ¬___¬ Maybe Malouda or Kalou off for Drogba, and move back to 4-4-2. Mascherano is a scummy little scrote, though. I hate the little f**ker's guts...

Every single Sopcast link is just saying "Cannot access Sopcast service" EIght minutes in and we're pretty much at the farce that was trying to get a stream last f**king week ¬___¬

Huh, Drogba's not starting o__0 http://www.myp2pforum.eu/sunday/34640-16-0...vs-chelsea.html List of streams there from the streaming topic ^ (Thanks Coco) Come on you Blues! Let's rip these thieving pricks a new arsehole (although you'd have though Gerrard and Carragher would be enough...)

It says "This channel is offline now" :P

Is that a resounding "No" then?

Sure thing.

Unless we're really really desperate, at which point Lampard will shoot whenever he gets the ball, usually to no avail. I don't know why we don't bring on Belletti just on the offchance he might score a screamer... oh wait. ¬__¬

I agree with you on Melchiot actually. I was always quite fond of him. :)

Yeah, Google's having a bit of a collapse atm. It's the same for everyone. I'd just wait it out. :P

Remember at the beginning of the season when Deco was in astounding form and even won the Player of the Month award for August? Well that was in the absence of Ballack through injury. It seems that as soon as Ballack reappeared, Deco's form dropped like a lemming, and Ballack hasn't impressed many either this season. Does anyone think that they are obstructing each other? Ballack's form has picked up (if only very slightly) of late, since Deco has been dropped. Are the two connected? I think both Ballack and Deco like to make strong runs into the box, but they often get in each other's way when they are played together, which means they both end up dropping back, with Deco floating in useless balls and Ballack in a position Makelele would be proud of. What do you all think?

It's sad that I've had to resort to terrible jokes and pity to defend him... It probably says something about him.

I think if you take the umlaut into account, his first name is pronounced something like 'Gherkin' :P

This had better be bs :|

What about that mini-fro he's got going on?

Cheers Chippy

To summarise: "Lampard is superior by some margin but Gerrard is more popular/"romantic" so I'm gonna say him."

I think the best bit about that webpage was this link:

I feel sorry for him though. It's not the kind of sh*t where you're pissed off with him for being sh*t... it's the kind of sh*t where you're like "Aww... that's a shame"

Stoke v Manchester City 31/01/2009 12:45 GMT Away Arsenal v West Ham 31/01/2009 15:00 GMT Home Aston Villa v Wigan 31/01/2009 15:00 GMT Home Bolton v Tottenham 31/01/2009 15:00 GMT Home Fulham v Portsmouth 31/01/2009 15:00 GMT Home Hull v West Bromwich 31/01/2009 15:00 GMT Home Middlesbrough v Blackburn 31/01/2009 15:00 GMT Draw Manchester United v Everton 31/01/2009 17:30 GMT Home Newcastle v Sunderland 01/02/2009 13:30 GMT Away Liverpool v Chelsea 01/02/2009 16:00 GMT Draw

I'm thinking 1-1, but I have no idea where the goal is going to come from :/ Maybe Lampard? Interesting... no one thinks we're going to lose.

This, basically. Maybe take photos after the game or at half-time? :)

If Kenyon pulls off "Ribery 4 Malouda" I will actually publicly [publically?] praise him.

In the Champions League final Don't you remember? "And Chelsea are making a run forward... [with shock] It's MAKELELE!!"

According to the betting topic... us.

The two minutes of Malouda I saw were of him making a darting run and making an awesome pass. :D