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Agreed.

Wow, Spuds are 76-0 down and Cudicini ripped his shirt off and took a huge crap on it in the middle of the pitch.

Tottenham: Cudicini, Corluka, Dawson, Woodgate, Assou-Ekotto, Lennon, Zokora, Modric, Bentley, Pavlyuchenko, Defoe. Subs: Alnwick, Bale, Huddlestone, Gunter, Campbell, Taarabt, Rocha. Stoke: Sorensen, Wilkinson, Shawcross, Abdoulaye Faye, Higginbotham, Delap, Amdy Faye, Whelan, Etherington, Cresswell, Beattie. Subs: Simonsen, Griffin, Lawrence, Fuller, Kitson, Pugh, Sonko. Referee: Mike Riley (Yorkshire) How the hell did two of my favourite keepers end up at such sh*tholes? :/

So you're saying that all the occasions we've completely blown teams off the park, Malouda has always been playing and amongst the goals? So we should play him as often as we can? :D

We could have even shared him with them... :D A bit of neighbourly love is a- *gets shot*

Do you reckon there's a place for him in the team after Ballack/Deco have gone and we push Mikel forward?

Why sell Belletti? He can play pretty much anywhere on the right side of the pitch, and could probably play as our third keeper if you asked him nicely. Then he'd fly halfway around the world and save some orphans from a burning building.

Allow me to summarise: "ah pooped meself"

The funny thing is that I actually have a life-size poster of Ballack :$

He's been sent to Coventry! He'll be under the mighty Chris Coleman though, so expect someone of Ronaldinho standard when he gets back. Wait, did I say Ronaldinho... I meant Ian Pearce. :D

I don't really mind this. Hilario's been reasonably decent when called upon.

I was convinced 3 was Paulo Ferreira squinting D:

*throws up*

For f**k's sake... just saw this on the BBC website. I thought he'd grown up a bit... :/ How the hell can we criticize Man Ure's players for being scum when you have cretins like Mikel doing stuff like this...?

2-1 for me. I reckon we'll see a return to form for Boro, but I think we'll prove too much for them.

I don't live too far away from Watford and I have a couple of mates who live there, so I might see if I can get tickets for this.

As much as I hate Spuds, I want Man Ure out, so this is annoying... f**king stunted ginger turd

Isn't that what he does though? I remember at the beginning of the season he came on against someone and didn't really have a role... he just kind of ran around on the right side of the pitch.

I didn't see the game so I don't know how good everyone was ¬___¬

Did anyone predict a draw for Derby - Forest? :|

Arsenal?

Yes yes, I remember. It brought tears to my eyes :)

Holy sh*t! I didn't realise Overmars left Arsenal for £25m! :D

For what it's worth I agree with you. I think in recent years Man Ure have bought their success just as much as we have. And what they didn't buy they cheated or bullied the ref to win...

These are the only ones I have a problem with: 1. Roman was here when Ranieri got us second. 3. We did have Shevvers?