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Histon have been relegated from the Southern League premier division, being fourth from bottom. The three teams below them could still stay up due to games in hand.

I don't think points would be deducted. I imagine the individuals responsible would probably be fined, banned, and sacked by the clubs for breach of contract. Of course, if they weren't told the whole truth about their prescriptions, would they be able to take legal action against the doctors who prescribed them?

I actually went to watch Woking vs Barrow back in January. The linesman took a ball to the face in the first minute resulting in 15 minutes of first half stoppage time. The game finished 2-2. Winchester City, meanwhile, continue to march on... March results: 3-1 vs Swindon Supermarine (H) 3-0 vs Fleet Town (H, HSC semifinal) 3-0 vs Wantage Town (A) 0-3 vs Taunton Town (H) 1-1 vs Tiverton Town (A) 2-1 vs Slimbridge (H) 3-0 vs Bashley (A) Table: 1. Banbury United P38 82pts ---------------------------------------- 2. Cinderford Town P35 81pts 3. Taunton Town P35 77pts 4. Winchester City P36 77pts 5. Swindon Supermarine P37 77pts ---------------------------------------- 6. Evesham United P37 69pts 7. Tiverton Town P35 60pts 8. Didcot Town P37 59pts 9. Shortwood United P34 59pts ... 20. Wantage Town P38 25pts ---------------------------------------- 21. Burnham P37 18pts R. Bashley P38 2pts Top scorers: 1. Warren Bentley (Winchester City) 41 2. Lewis Powell (Taunton Town) 28 3. Ricky Johnson (Banbury United) 24 4. Ethan Moore (Cinderford Town) 23 5. Adam Mann (Evesham United) 22

Well, it was fun being top while it lasted. After losing 2-1 at Banbury, City are off the top of the table and face a month with three games against promotion rivals and at least one cup semifinal. This is how the table looks tonight... 1. Banbury United P31 66pts ------------------------------------------------- 2. Cinderford Town P27 65pts 3. Swindon Supermarine P30 65pts 4. Winchester City P30 64pts 5. Taunton Town P28 58pts ------------------------------------------------- 6. North Leigh P31 57pts 7. Shortwood United P30 55pts 8. Evesham United P30 51pts

Having been favourites for relegation at the start of the season, and 33/1 outsiders for the title, Winchester City have defied the odds so far this season and are still fighting on three fronts. On Saturday, they travel to Banbury in a top of the table clash. This is what the table looks like at the moment... 1. Winchester City P29 64pts -------------------------------------------------- 2. Banbury United P30 63pts 3. Cinderford Town P26 62pts 4. Swindon Supermarine P29 62pts 5. Taunton Town P26 58pts -------------------------------------------------- 6. North Leigh P30 54pts 7. Shortwood United P29 52pts 8. Tiverton Town P28 51pts

Ticket exchange. Tickets usually sell out from the website within hours.

What did I miss? Has the OP surrendered to the ban hammer? I have it on good authority that his mum was a hamster and his dad smells of elderberries.

And I fancy Cara Delevigne. But the chances of either me or Benitez getting our wishes are slimmer than a beanpole on a crash diet.

It would be about as funny as being caught short with the ten bob bits fifteen minutes into a three hour coach journey.

Where would we build it though? The Bridge? Opposite FA HQ? Stan Collymore's back garden?

If Puyol had been shown a red for hacking down Robben Patrick Collins would have blown a gasket.

Fun fact: Not only is Chelsea older than MK Dons, it is older than Milton Keynes itself.

I saw a petition to deport Costa.

We beat Utd home and away in 93/94.

What a complete waste of time yesterday was. A three hour trip to Cinderford only for the match referee to call it off despite the pitch being passed fit at 9 that morning. Had it been called off at 9, I'd still have been able to go to Woking. This means a six hour return trip on a Tuesday night, and people wonder why non league football isn't attracting more fans...

That, and it'll be the biggest game in Franchise FC's eleven-year history.

Fixed that for you

Did he go onto twitter to demand that the tutor be sacked?

Currently stuck in the virtual waiting room. Is the demand for a game against lower league opposition really that big?

Can't be arsed with another bollocking from Winchester City's resident wannabe St Pauli/Dulwich/Clapton ultra.

Not PSG. If history repeats I'll end up encountering some jumped-up, workshy, soap-dodging keyboard warrior trying to get UEFA to put the skids on my next rail holiday.

In the words of the great philosopher, Princess Elsa, just let it go for f**k sake!

If we draw and dinamo lose, we'll be 3 points clear of them with a better head to head record.

If we get a better result than Dinamo, we go through.