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Patrick Collins (thankfully retiring soon) said we should stand shoulder to shoulder with Barca fans when we gave them theirs in 05...I'd rather stand shoulder-deep in dog sh*t.

Dreamy Sleepy Nightie Snoozy Snooze.

You think that's bad, wait until the TV schedulers release an audiobook of the dead.

Chelsea 0-5 Hull (5 pens), entire Chelsea team s/o during pre-match handshakes.

"Here's the pitch...batter swings...it's a foul ball...YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!"

No mention of Brian Pinas?

I highly doubt that the press would have made Anders Frisk a martyr and the "people's referee" if it had been Wenger/Fergie/Rafa criticising him. (And if he and Ovrebo had made those decisions against Liverpool, there probably would have been death threats.)

Aside from when he tried to help Slippy the Kangaroo win the league.

Mike Dean to referee this one, with Chris Foy 4th official.

Tiki-taka and Barcelona. Liverpool.

What's the betting we get a reunion with Ashley in the R16?

All the so-called neutrals will suddenly remember that they actually quite like Di Matteo, forgetting that the moment Drogba's penalty went in they chucked all their toys out the pram like a one-year-old denied a big bag of Haribos in Poundland.

Lee Mason refereeing this one.

If I win tickets to the game I'll let you know. (Live in Winchester and no trains on Boxing Day!)

Pulled it on his way from the bed to the fridge.

I assume the term "125" refers to the Intercity 125?

No, if he was a dipper his username would be plastic_flags or something like that.

Hope Ramires scores a hat-trick to really give them something to whinge about.

If it hadn't been for Foy, we wouldn't have lost to QPR, meaning no race row, meaning we don't lose to Man Utd, meaning no slump, meaning Robbie stays to the end of the season. Rafa is all Chris Foy's fault.

It wasn't the club, it was one of those unofficial accounts (Anfield Talk I think) trying to claim a moral victory and/or the tidiest players trophy.

The Green Brigade up at Parkhead regularly disrupt it.

The media and scouse keyboard warriors will have a field day if a Chelsea fan so much as sneezes during the silence, and implicate the rest of the fanbase as well.

Well, there's a minute's silence before the game. Expect Brian O'Meara-esque accusations on twitter and RAWK trolls with comically obvious usernames making drunken illiterate rants about "no respect"/"no class"/"disgrace" and the odd death threat, even (or perhaps especially) if it's disrupted by the home fans.

Remember all the money they take in fines from us? It'll buy a nice solid gold villa in Barbados.

Saturday. Anfield, 90+3, Liverpool 0-2 Chelsea Gerrard: "Ref, can we have a penalty?" Ref: "I don't see why not. Penalty to Liverpool." *Gerrard scores* Ref: "Terry, you sneezed while he was taking it; another penalty to Liverpool." *Gerrard scores* Ref: "Your shoelace is undone, Courtois; that's another penalty to Liverpool." *Gerrard scores*