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Cue the death threats.

So, do you reckon his ghostwriter was Des Kelly or Patrick Collins?

Anyone would think Rio was trying for the X Factor with a sob story like that.

Hopefully this gives us enough impetus to stick 10 past QPR home and away.

The trailer for "one night in Istanbul" has been released.

I'm amazed he was considered PC enough.

They lost 4-0 to a team that shouldn't even exist...

I will be going to the Leicester game early to get my shirt printed. However, I have no idea what to put on it, so I'd put it to you fine people.

RAWK is essentially North Korea. Virtually every thread gets locked and anyone who doesn't toe the party line gets banned or hauled away for "re-education" and never seen again.

Don't blame us when Costa's piledriver flattens your victoria sponge. There's a Byron's quite close to the ground.

Q1: How did your support of Chelsea FC start? I was taken a few times around 99/00. Q2: Are there a lot of Chelsea supporters amongst your family? No, my dad supports Sheffield Wednesday, one uncle supports Sunderland, another supports Huddersfield, and I have a couple of cousins who support Liverpool. Q3: What have been the highlights of supporting the club? Winning the title at Bolton, and the Champion's League. Q4: Are there any particular quirky stories and memories that you would like to share from either following the club or showing your support for the club? The first involves watching the Barcelona game in 2012 in a pub where around 85% were supporting Barca. (I later discovered that another pub which was usually full of Man Utd fans had been commandeered by Chelsea fans that same evening!) History repeated itself two years later when I watched the Liverpool game in that same pub and everyone else was supporting Liverpool. Still, he who laughs last... Oh, and getting into a row with Des Kelly on twitter over a pro-Clattenburg article he'd written...ten months after he'd written it. And feuding with several scouse keyboard warriors over the Tom Finney silence which Man City never bothered to announce. (Thank God Patrick Collins isn't on there...) Q5: What lengths do you go to, to watch the club or find out our result (cutting short holidays, missing relatives’ weddings etc., that kind of thing)? My brother is having a belated (by 7 months) birthday lunch on the day of the Leicester game. I'll be setting out early to get my shirt printed at the club shop before the match. Q6: Who is your all-time favourite player and current favourite player and why? All time? Zola or Drogba. Current? Drogba or Terry. Q7: Who do you currently attend matches with? Where do you sit? Where did you used to watch games from at The Bridge? a) By myself. b) MHL for League and FA Cup games, Shed Upper for UCL games. c) I once sat in the West Lower if that counts. Q8: What thoughts spring to mind when you think of The Bridge? The fact that a) We've won every match I attended (all ten of them) and b) I'm allowed on the premises and Mick Dennis isn't. Q9: Do you attend away matches? If so, how often? No. Tried to attend one at Southampton last season (ease of travel) and they sold out just as I got through the waiting room. Q10: What are your favourite away grounds and why? St Mary's. Great atmosphere, great fans.

As Lee's confederates captured Washington, excuses fell from Lincoln's lips like crumbs from a Greggs pastry.

I'll believe those claims when Patrick Collins launches a spiteful vendetta against him.

In some of the HiT Entertainment series of Thomas the Tank Engine, The Fat Controller was often seen hanging around with kids.

There were less slip-ups.

To them though, it's a goal even when it doesn't cross the line.

Make him spend the season flipping burgers in the MHL. Same for Mick Dennis, Patrick Collins and Des Kelly.

I heard it when I did the SB tour last season.

It seems that Chiles doesn't mind the taste of half-digested rat casserole.

So did I. I was devastated that my local music shop had sold out of miniscule violins.

So that's what it is? With all the uproar on twitter I thought ITV were planning to resurrect Hitler.

After what he said about the Falklands, i'd even prefer Des Kelly or John Aldridge.

So how long before they start accusing us of racism? I'll give it three seconds. It's the Grim Reaper's holiday home for whenever he isn't on Merseyside.

Giggs will go after six months when it's revealed that he only picks players whose wives will sleep with him.

"Hungerist Mourinho spreads his agenda"