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I can't help but think of Gerrard after the Man City game with "this does not slip" replaced by "I will love it when we beat them, love it!"

What did he say? Is there a place to download it?

That would be Patrick Collins, Adrian Durham, Steven Howard and Mick Dennis, I presume?

In the meantime, Liverpool lager anyone? Bottled in South London doncha know.

I bet they give song sheets to fans going to Wembley as well.

No doubt Mick Dennis is going to try and use this to point-score against JT.

Ah, but defending is anti-football and will get you slagged off on Talksh*te by a bunch of people that not even the Jeremy Kyle show would give air time.

Their fans made false accusations against us throughout 11/12. I hope Wigan destroy them.

Where (as Trevor) do you find hitchikers that you can deliver to the cult? I found one but hit an RV on a bend and the impact threw my car into a river.

One last "hurrah" to Tom Henning Ovrebo.

I'd rather see Anton Ferdinand in 10 Downing Street than see St Stevie lift the league trophy.

We poured some really cold water on his w**k today, no question.

Well, as they say, better the devil you know...

I was at Winchester City this afternoon, and a Liverpool-supporting mate told me he'll be watching tomorrow's game from behind the sofa.

Scouser alert...

Gerrard, the scouse John Terry? I don't think JT ever received death threats from his own fans.

In case anyone's wondering, Moyes has landed a job with Sky. He'll be fitting his first dish tomorrow.

And I want £100BN, but it ain't gonna happen.

And that's before you take into account that the infuriating, pathetic and ridiculous Patrick Collins was sent to cover the match and took great pleasure in talking out of his arse.

Hope it's Suarez and Gerrard.

The road to 100 starts against Norwich.

I hope Mike Dean returns home to find travellers in his garden, squatters in his front room and Ryan Giggs in his wife.

Does this include the wheels nicked from the train and replaced by bricks?

I'll try and nullify such a sh*tstorm by having the Press Complaints Commission and Ofcom within arms reach.

They'll be tasting half-digested rat stew for weeks then. Daily Mail: "Only a baby's cry disturbed the minutes silence..." Reckon the baby has received death threats from scousers yet?