Tim W

Tragic

But I can always do that thing with my mouth.

Where the f**k is Ygritte, a 30 second glimpse is not enough. Her words haunt me every morning.

I still want to see Tyrion take her virginity, but I reckon I've got as much chance of doing that.

My only gripe is his apparent believe that a footballer's life begins at thirty. I want to see the youf have a chance and by that a real chance not 30 seconds at the end of a game.

You do say the sweetest things

Carefully position a "W" in that sentence and your dream could come true

You my dear, can have any full frontal you want; your wish is my command.

Alvvays knew the Frogs were 5 centimes short of a franc

The real reason is because they're refilming a few scenes to bring the nudity to blood ratio up after I complained about a lack genitalia

The last line of "All men must die" was a disappointment I thought he loved Debbie in Love Hate.

Typical, do you not know anything, the pre-Raphaelites played for West Ham!

A severe lack of nudity in season 4 so far, thinking about calling it a day.

f**k me, you make me feel old, "it all starts with KD" you've missed out the whole Renaissance period, KD came along with Impressionism.

Van Annholt for me, but he wanders too far into the opponent's half for Jose.

Rather promote either Lewis Baker, Loftus-Cheek, John Swift or young Savage for that matter

We have a squad of 23 winners of course they're as disappointed as the fans, but it's onwards and upwards next season. KTBFFH

A case of burn out methinks - needs a rest for his own good. Club + Brazil Season 11-12 he played 50 games Season 12-13 he played 75 games Season 13 -14 his played around 55-60 and there's the world cup to come Honestly believe JM got it wrong for once, but the run by Willian for our goal was superb .

Find it surprising that the great tacticians at scouser towers couldn't come up with a plan to break us down, they had all week to practise, saw a demo on Wednesday night when we played in the champion's league, in fact we even put in a debutant, and moved our right back to centre half just to help, and it still took an hour before the "fastest team out of the blocks" in the PL could must a shot on goal.

It was a proclamation not a question.

Why read about when you can get a hunk like me and live the dream

Probably Jon Snow, especially if he got to shag Ms Targaryen. Yes I am that shallow.

Me too

Is this from the Ms Targaryen school of punctuation?

No one falls over more than Suarez