BlueBeard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCvY-10Qq9w http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eYeA54Uvkg

The name Dave Weeble sounds familiar, which is unusual as my memory can't normally cope with names. I can be introduced to somebody now and I've forgotten their name within minutes, bloody embarrassing sometimes! Much better at remembering faces.

Ah yes, spent a night or two in there, followed a couple of days later by an appearance at Horseferry Magistrates.

Me and a few mates from Carshalton used to drink in the Wheatsheaf before games, good days. Also liked the Hand & Flower further down the road, but the Black Bull was the best!

I remember that game mainly for the non-stop rucking in the Shed, which I've described elsewhere, the yellow paint was just a bonus. Arsenal never made a serious attempt at taking the Shed again after that day, their days as a decent mob were numbered. Did you and your mates come with us to that match, MK?

Cheeky bleeder, I'm only 55

Great idea, think I'll scan some of mine!

"We were there when the fog came down" - didn't know there were any stabbings that night though.

sh*te football, sh*te attendances, this tournament is held far too often. I can only imagine that the reason it's held every two years rather than four is to rake some much needed money into African football, but I believe it devalues the competition.

I heard that Bradford City are worried about the final against Swansea, and have started recruiting overweight 20 year olds as ballboys to take to Wembley with them.

Surely the view outside of his window would be the inside of his room?

Something like this?

Deeds in one hand, the other hand hovering over the switch ready to turn on the electric fence

As others have mentioned, the little c*nt is 17 years old - certainly not a kid! When I was 17 I'd been in full time work for 2/3 years, been drinking in pubs for 3 years, been shagging around for about the same amount of time, and been convicted twice for fighting at football matches. Yet this little spunkbubble lays on the floor crying because someone took his ball away - what the f*ck has happened to the world? The best thing that can come out of all this is that the incident has had major media coverage, and therefore the nauseating little stoatgobbler will get recognised pretty easily. Let's hope he gets a proper kicking as a result of his actions, then he'll really have something to cry about, the spineless little mother's c*nt.

Hmmm, players that have died - Peter Houseman, Ian Hutchinson, Keith Weller to name just three

Arsenal this time, pre-Premiership, three teams again... First XI Pat Jennings Lee Dixon - Tony Adams - Steve Bould - Kenny Sansom George Armstrong - Liam Brady - Brian Talbot - Graham Rix Malcolm MacDonald - Charlie George Second XI John Lukic Viv Anderson - David O'Leary - Willie Young - Sammy Nelson Jimmy Robertson - Alan Ball - David Rocastle - Paul Merson Frank Stapleton - Ray Kennedy Third XI Bob Wilson Pat Rice - Frank McLintock - Martin Keown - Nigel Winterburn Brian Marwood - Peter Storey - Michael Thomas - Eddie Kelly Tony Woodcock - Charlie Nicholas Leftovers - Jimmy Rimmer, Terry Neill, Peter Simpson, Terry Mancini, Bob McNab, Peter Marinello, Jon Sammels, Kevin Richardson, Stewart Robson, Paul Davis, John Hollins, George Graham, John Radford, Alan Sunderland, Paul Mariner, Kevin Campbell, Alan Smith

I'm hooked now - tried the same with Liverpool, pre-Premiership (1965/1990 approx), same result - three teams with leftovers... First XI Ray Clemence Tommy Smith - Ron Yeats - Alan Hansen - Joey Jones Ian Callaghan - Graeme Souness - Ronnie Whelan - John Barnes Kenny Dalglish - Kevin Keegan Second XI Bruce Grobbelaar Chris Lawler - Larry Lloyd - Gary Gillespie - Alan Kennedy Steve Heighway - Jimmy Case - Terry McDermott - Peter Thompson Ian Rush - John Toshack Third XI Tommy Lawrence Phil Neal - Phil Thompson - Mark Lawrenson - Steve Staunton Peter Cormack - Emlyn Hughes - Ray Houghton - Craig Johnston Roger Hunt - John Aldridge That third team was painful to select, had to include four players I absolutely hate, namely Thompson, Hughes, Lawrenson & Aldridge, utter scum. Leftovers - Steve Nicol, Gerry Byrne, Geoff Strong, Alec Lindsay, Gary Ablett, Willie Stevenson, Brian Hall, Ray Kennedy, Sammy Lee, John Wark, Steve McMahon, Jan Molby, Ian St.John, Alun Evans, Phil Boersma, David Fairclough, David Johnson, Paul Walsh, Peter Beardsley (he played mainly in the Premiership).

Bloody hell, Teritus, this is taking up too much time! I decided to do a Man.Utd pre-Premiership XI. Sounded easy enough, but I ended up with three full teams with players left over. First XI Jim Leighton Jimmy Nicholl - Martin Buchan - Paul McGrath - Arthur Albiston George Best - Bryan Robson - Lou Macari - Gordon Hill Denis Law - Mark Hughes Second XI Alex Stepney Alex Forsyth - Gordon McQueen - Steve Bruce - Stewart Houston Steve Coppell - Jimmy McIlroy - Bobby Charlton - Jesper Olsen Stuart Pearson - Jimmy Greenhoff Third XI Gary Bailey Mike Duxbury - David Sadler - Brian Greenhoff - Lee Martin Remi Moses - Gordon Strachan - Pat Crerand - Lee Sharp Norman Whiteside - Joe Jordan Leftovers - Mickey Thomas, Gary Walsh, Kevin Moran, Clayton Blackmore, David McCreery, Brian Kidd, Frank Stapleton, Willie Morgan, Ray Wilkins, Viv Anderson, Mal Donaghy, Brian McClair.

I've never underestimated the opposition since the traumatic days of the early 70's - losing to Orient in the FA Cup, then to Stoke in the League Cup Final just a week later, and going out of Europe on away goals to Atvidaberg. Who? Exactly.

Not sure about having his own design, but he did own a 'boutique' in Mitcham in the late 60's/early 70's.

The statue could be made out of solid gold, and it'd still be cheaper than having the real thing there.

The only player who deserves one other than Ossie, is Ron Harris - 655 Chelsea appearances, most of them as captain, and he put in 100% in every one of 'em. It's also be great to have an action statue of DH or Babs kicking the sh*t out of a Spuds fan.

Behind bars sounds right!

That's me in the North Stand, smacking the geezer with the rattle!

Yellow paint definitely later than 1969, probably '72, '73 or '74 - remember it well apart from the year!