BlueBeard

I'm f*ckin' livid about this loan move! Of all the clubs we could have let him go to, we had to choose the scouse scum - why help out that total bunch of c*nts??? I still feel sick whenever I see Sturridge in a red shirt, whoever decided to let him go needs shooting. And Lukaku at Everton for a year? What the f*ck is going on??? Is there an undercover scouser on our board? F*ck f*ck f*ck!

I've noticed that TV & radio pundits alike are already calling him "Moysie", they really are the most cringeworthy scum to be found on this planet.

Tottenham and West Ham, plus of course, Septic. Utter c*nts the lot of 'em!

I'd love to return to the days of terracing - great laugh, great songs, and an all round excellent atmosphere. I also feel there should be a special terraced section for hooligans only - the hoolies get to have a punch-up, no innocent parties get injured, no old bill or stewards to pay, everyone's a winner!

Listened to the whole of 'Quadrophenia' this afternoon, what a great f*ckin' album!

Velvet Fogg's 1969 cover of Bee Gees' "New York Mining Disaster 1941" Tony Iommi was with Velvet Fogg before he joined Sabbath!

Some of the most embarrassing turn outs were also some of the most annoying. It seemed every season, the last home match before we were due to play at Upton Park the Shed would sing "if you're all going to West Ham, clap your hands", and almost the entire Shed would clap. And every year just a handful of Chelsea would actually go to the game, which would inevitably result in a kicking due to being entirely outnumbered. The following home match would be tense in the Shed, as those of us who went to West Ham were mightily pissed off with all those that bottled out, and it nearly always ended in a fierce punch-up. It always seemed to be the same bottlers every season, too, with the same old excuses of "I had to work", "I was skint", "I was ill", etc... Why couldn't they just be honest and say "I was too scared"? The same thing happened for other away games that were considered a bit tough, like Newcastle, Liverpool, Everton, Man.Utd, Leeds and the like. No wonder so many of us migrated to the North Stand, we were ashamed to be associated with a lot of the Shed boys - but by no means all of them. There were a regular crew of Shed boys who'd go anywhere and everywhere (mostly the Stockwell, Battersea & North End Road mobs), it was the others who let us all down, all mouth no action. Similar thing used to happen when we played the pikeys at home, there only ever seemed to be a hardcore mob who'd defend the Shed, where the rest went I have no idea.

I don't suppose this will help... "Brazil referee decapitated after stabbing player" Referee Otavio da Silva pulled a knife after amateur player Josenir dos Santos refused to leave the pitch Football spectators in northern Brazil decapitated a referee after he fatally stabbed a player for refusing to leave the pitch, officials say. An angry mob stormed the field during the amateur game in the state of Maranhao and stoned Otavio da Silva to death before severing his head. Police said the murder was in retaliation for Mr Silva stabbing player Josenir dos Santos. One man has been arrested over the killing and investigations continue. The incident took place on 30 June in the remote town of Pio XII, but news of the event has been slow to emerge. The state's Public Safety Department said it started when the referee and Mr Santos got into fist fight after the player was sent off but refused to leave the pitch. Mr Silva then pulled out a knife and wounded Mr Santos, who died on his way to the hospital. The player's friends and relatives rushed onto the field, stoned the referee to death and dismembered his body, the department said in a statement. So far police have arrested a 27-year-old man in connection with the crime. "We will identify and hold accountable all those involved," police chief Valter Costa was quoted as saying by local media. "One crime will never justify another." Link - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-23215676

Scott, I apologise for causing you conflict, it must be difficult for you to imagine me being mates with a gooner but TaxiForWenger is a good bloke who knows his football, has a great sense of humour and talks common sense. Which, let's be honest, is more than be said for a lot of posters on here. I'm sure you're gonna get on just fine with him, even if he does come from the wrong side of the river Bloody hell, mate, you've made me blush now

Thanks for that, mate, much appreciated! I actually agreed a deal earlier today for an iPhone4S, for most of the reasons you've given. It's £30 a month, but for that I get 2000 mins of calls, 5000 texts (I'll be lucky if I use 5), and 5000 free mins for calls to other 3 users. Plus I can link it to my PC for internet use, so I'm pretty happy with that. At least, I will be in a few months when I've worked out how to use the bugger!

Not so much a documentary as a set-up job to get Chelsea fans nicked - McIntyre is a c*nt.

Mainly because I don't think Benteke is worth anything like the money being quoted.

I've been offered a deal for an iPhone 4 - 2000 mins per month + free texts for £27 a month. Can anybody tell me if this is a good deal? As I've explained before, I'm f*ckin' useless when it comes to mobile phones!

To be honest, if Gazza doesn't sort himself out soon he's gonna wind up dead long before his time, either through alcohol or by his own hand (depression is a c*nt of an illness). I pray that I'm wrong, as I loved Gazza at Rangers and even respected him when he was at WHL. I really hope he manages to turn things around and begins to enjoy his life away from the booze. It's always sad to see someone struggling in life, and I wish him all the very best in his fight.

I wouldn't want Benteke - even though he's a decent goalscorer (so far) he spends most of his time offside. This should be Lukaku's chance to shine at the Bridge, can't wait to see him in a Chelsea shirt again.

I can't remember which game the wall came down at Orient, but think it was either the FA Cup 5th Round match in February 1978, which ended 0-0, or the August 1976 league game which we won 1-0 with a goal by Steve Finnieston. I've got a feeling it was the cup game. The wall didn't come down because of crowd trouble, despite what Orient's utter w*nker of a chairman said at the time. Orient's ground was a little sh*t-hole, and I'm surprised the whole place didn't collapse. There was huge Chelsea support at the game, and the wall(s) went when the crowd surged forward, as happened every week on the terraces back then. I was at both games, plus the 72/73 cup game where we lost 2-3, and West Ham always made an appearance on the terraces, but when they saw the amount of Chelsea there they generally kept quiet.

The version I remember was... I was born under a Chelsea Shed I was born under a Chelsea Shed Knives are made for stabbing Guns are made to shoot If you come into the Chelsea Shed We'll all stick in the boot

We got tonked 6-0 at Forest in the 78/79 season too, got vague memories of that one

Mike Carefree & Leigh Limpet, I wonder if you're talking about the game in October 1972, which ended in a 2-2 draw, so I'm told? I've mentioned this before, but fukkit, I'm gonna do it again... Two Chelsea specials left Euston for Brum, I was on the second one. The poice apparently stuck the first lot in the Tilton End behind the goal, but the old bill weren't expecting a second train. We all piled out of New Street and made our way to the ground, naturally thinking that the first trainload would have gone in the Brummie end, the Spion Kop along the halfway line, so we all went in there. As soon as we hit the terraces we realised we were seperated from the first train, and were therefore totally outnumbered on the Kop. Nevertheless, as we were Chelsea, we steamed into them, but sheer weight of numbers forced us back. They steamed us down the terraces, and I got a good kicking, along with quite a few others. Our mob just disappeared, the old bill either chucking most of them across the pitch into the Tilton End or nicking them, while a few like me and my mate Keith (MKBlue knows him well) tried to mingle with the home fans. We did OK, but then half time came and we were walking along the top of the Kop and got stopped by some Brummie c*nts who asked us the time. They were battering anyone who answered in a London accent, but luckily I was able to answer "it's about ten to four, mate" in a brummie accent - thankyou, Amy Turtle (of Crossroads fame), you saved us another kicking! After about another fifteen minutes, with no sign of any other Chelsea in the Kop, me and Keith decided it was probably best to make a tactical withdrawal, and head back to the station. Unfortunately, a large number of brummies had anticipated that a few Chelsea stragglers would be doing this, and we had a hell of a job reaching New Street intact. Once there, we found at least a couple of hundred Chelsea who had also been seperated from the main mob, which was just as well - hundreds of Birmingham fans steamed towards the station, which resulted in a huge battle which even the old bill avoided. We managed to stick together, which was pretty unusual for a Chelsea mob back then, and the brummies backed off. Meanwhile, the game was still far from over, and later we had to steam out of the station to help out the main Chelsea mob who were getting chased down to the station. With two train loads of Chelsea mobbed together, eventually the brummies backed off and melted. Strangely, this wasn't the end of the days events. The old bill stuck as many of us as they could onto a train, which then headed for London - only for it to start reversing back up the track, straight back through New Street station towards Wolverhampton (apparently it had engine problems). Imagine our joy as we slowly reversed through New Street to find that the platforms were full of Man.Utd fans who had been at WBA! We were smacking the b*stards through the windows, some of us jumped off and battered them on the platform then jumped back on the train, the manc c*nts didn't know what hit them! Basically, a disastrous day out, but saved at the last by battering United - not a bad day for a 15 year-old, thorougly enjoyed myself - eventually! I'd just like to add that when Birmingham came down to the Bridge later in the season, a hell of a lot of scores were settled. And whenever we went up to St.Andrews after that season, we were far better organised and always had the upper hand. Fair play to them though, in 72/73, they done us!

I wouldn't be surprised if QPR dug up Alf Ramsey and stuck his corpse on the bench stating he was 'Arry's #2 - they've appointed worse

You sure you weren't sitting facing the back, Mike? By the way, when you headed for Hastings?

I f*ckin' hate Rooney, can't stand the thought of him wearing the sacred blue of Chelsea. Hope the manc scum keep him, let the over-rated c*nt fester there till he retires.

I rated Crespo extremely highly, and if he flopped at all it was to do with the rotation system in place and Chelsea not playing to his strengths. Loved the guy!