Everything posted by Blue Kangeroo
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Chelsea v Bayern Munich (CL Final) 19/05/12 KO 19:45 BST
The two words CHELSEA and CHAMPIONS are made for each other! f**king amazing! I support a European Winners Club, the last 30 years I've waited and its been worth it, can't believe Ashley scored such a stunner. Thank you CFC!
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So who's going to be the hero in Munich then?
Easy answer, Pedro Proenca! He gives two penalties to Chelsea and gives both Robben and Neuer red cards within 15 minutes! Score 4-1 Lampard, Lampard, Mata, Luiz, don't care who scores for BM.
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My team for next season...
Has no one mentioned SERGIO AGUERO, I've wanted him at Chelsea for 3 bloody years, perhaps he made the same mistake as Robinho and got confused what blue team he was signing for, I think he's class, we'll probably buy him when he's 27 and pay 79 million!
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Chelsea v Bayern Munich (CL Final) 19/05/12 KO 19:45 BST
Don't bother taking the exam you have been given an A+ / Distinction
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Chelsea v Blackburn (PL) 13/05/12 KO 15.00 GMT
'Anusfield' and 'Molouda the eunuch' are now well and truly tattooed to my human memory map forever, bloody hilarious!
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Chelsea v Blackburn (PL) 13/05/12 KO 15.00 GMT
My team for the last premier league game of 2011-2012 (a chaotic and very mentally draining season) is: Hilario (better than Turnbull but both must go), Bertrand (good future coming at CFC), Ivan-hoe (voted for him as player of the year, shame he didn't) John T, Ferreira (always liked Paulo but been unused for too long to justify staying at CFC), Essien (was great but should have gone in 2010), Romeu (have him as a good squad player), Meireles (would keep him for next season), Ramires (Brazilian, what do you expect!) Sturridge (needs to grow up and become a man!), Lukaku (must play next season f**k loans he's a big boy give him a chance), we will win 3-0 and cheer us all up! Come on the Chels!
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Chelsea v Blackburn (PL) 13/05/12 KO 15.00 GMT
Any meaningful news about Cahill or Luiz?
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FA Youth Cup 2011/12 Thread
When f••ked off with watching poor performances from our first team superstars which has been most of the season, Chelsea supporters can always watch our fantastic youth team. We have progressed so far over the last decade and I'm proud for the whole team and coaching squad. They have won the cup and in style, unfortunately the chance of any of those young, skilled, entertaining and with a great mentality team, none will ever be considered as good enough for our first team's future, I know because I watch every year and get the same dissapointment evey year but there's still hope if we get a manager that can last a season and have an eye for the future of CFC. Well done CFC youth, be proud you f••king deserve it!
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Liverpool v Chelsea (PL) 08/05/12 KO 20:00 BST
Well that was genuinely painful to watch, just our slim chance of top 4 wiped off our faces by the repulsive scouserscum. A really bad end to this seasons away games, positives however, we are above Liverpool and still have a chance of winning the champions league. Let out your anger but remember we support the best team in the world.
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Chelsea v Bayern Munich (CL Final) 19/05/12 KO 19:45 BST
After quietly being optimistic against Barca and very optimistic over the scouserscum, the Germans are giving me butterflies, with our current paper thin choice of defence I think we need to make our midfield our strength maybe even considering a 3-5-2 with Torres and Drogba up front with Mata behind, Essien, Lamps, Mikel and (sorry but he has played defensively) Malouda the three defenders will all depend on fitness but we need the midfield because my real fear is bloody Robben! Gutted my two players of the season, Rambo and Ivan-ho will miss the final they are so important to the team but we are CFC so I have hope.
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MOTM vs Liverpool (FA Cup Final)
It could have been any player to be voted for MOTM but today I'm voting for RDM, he managed to inspire the team to the final after us being written off against the spuds and the scousers and we won the cup, hes demina was incredible after the game, what a cool Italian geezer! I think the FA should rename an area of Wembley "The Chelsea Stand"!
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Chelsea v Liverpool (FA Cup Final) 05/05/12 KO 17:15 BST
I've bet on Chelsea beating the scouser scum at Wembley, our second stadium! The odds were.......Chelsea win - scousers ruined and ridiculed ....f**king priceless! Please Chelsea it's our special day do it for CFC and everything it means to us all, oh and the fact that I hate the scousers will make it a classic!
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Ivanović to Real Madrid?
I found out that Ivana's full name's translation from Serbian, roughly means 'he's the player of the season, up yours Jose' .......roughly!
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Chelsea vs QPR (PL) 29/04/12 KO: 13:30 BST
Up yours QPR! All good goals as well, come on the Chels we want 7 we want 7
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Barcelona v Chelsea (CL SF 2nd Leg) 24/04/12 KO 19:45 BST
From a pommy bas*ard in Australia, I had score draw in my mind, I knew Barca hated playing against Chelsea and our 10 players well and truly f**ked them over, I'm ecstatic it's a national day off today (Wednesday), nothing can be better! NOTHING! A CFC fuc*ing classic!
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Arsenal vs Chelsea (PL) 21/04/12 KO: 12:45 BST
All my extreme contempt for Arsehol has just been moved aside and been replaced by the frustration of watching a really crap game of football, nothing worth mentioning except our defence has become our strength which is a positive. Role on Tuesday
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Chelsea v Barcelona (CL SF 1st Leg) 18/04/12 KO 19:45 BST
" I think both Chelsea's team and supporters would like to show the respect we have for Barca"
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Chelsea v Barcelona (CL SF 1st Leg) 18/04/12 KO 19:45 BST
Barca had there arses kicked by the blue mules, it's even sweater due to the contempt we receive from practically everyone, I had every trust in a win tonight and CFC players and supporters made it perfect, next week 2-2 please, oh and Drogba actually made me laugh with his acting, the frustration on the Barcas players was a picture. We have no fear we are Chelsea!
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Chelsea v Barcelona (CL SF 1st Leg) 18/04/12 KO 19:45 BST
Six ways to beat Barcelona............ Score 4 goals and give them 2 We've done it before and a score draw at camp nou and we're high and dry for the final Remember who we are......... COME ON CHELSEA!!!!
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Chelsea v Napoli (CL) 14/03/12 KO 19:45 GMT
I finally have a big smile back on my face, well done CFC a great game I'll watch it again and nothing could be better than Ivana scoring the winner, what a bloke!
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Chelsea v Napoli (CL) 14/03/12 KO 19:45 GMT
THE CFC WONDER TEAM TO BEAT NAPOLI Cech Ivan. Cahill Terry Cole Luiz Essien Mata Danny Lukaku Torres We'd take them to pieces!!!' I can always dream, come on Chelsea make us proud!
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AVB Sacked!
When are Buck, Tenenbaum or lard ass Gourlay going to become the Chelsea Manager? They obviously know more than our last 7 managers since 2003 so instead of wasting any more of Roman's cash, save CFC money and do the f•••ing job themselves! Useless, embarrassing, ignorant, incompetent and first class c@@ts, Ken Bates would have kicked them into the mud where they belong. AVB was out of his league but it is the responsibility of the board so they should also be sacked but it will never f••king happen.
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MOTM vs Napoli
Perhaps MAN of the match is something that should be ironed out of The Shed End forum forever, the mentality of Chelsea FC players are based on BIG PLAYERS not a team based mentality nowadays, no one was worth a special mention, Mata is currently our best player but if you have a team that won't function without its individual "stars" then it's not a well functioned team. We are currently a shambles, Drogba was as expected, uneventful to say the least, our midfield was based on 3 players that were never going to play as a group and our defence was cringe worthy, if I had to give a thank you it would be to Cech and Ashley otherwise we would have been well and truly f•••ed over.
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Matchday squad for next season (hypothetical)
I would love to see that squad with that kind of managerial mentality, the quicker Chelsea's team evolve the better, let's not pretend we have had more entertaining football over the pre Roman years and ended up way bellow the top 4. I like your idea but our board are as forward thinking as a tortoise in a coma, but I like your idea
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AVB - who's behind him?
I watched the game yesterday with my uncle in Aus, he used to support Charlton back in the 60's, he doesn't watch football over here but he tortured himself to watch the game yesterday and was screaming and swearing for 90 minutes probably louder than any of us Chelsea supporters. He couldn't believe the overwhelming lack of skill, passion, direction and motivation from both the team and AVB and I completely agreed. I can't see any direction at all except backwards, it has become extremely predictable to watch the team selection and the teams performance. I did see positives with the Man U game as Mata seemed to be in a better area then tomorrow it was back to the predictable 4 3 3 a system that seems to suit no one. I will not call for AVB's head, I know it looks bad for the remaining season and we are looking out of the top 4 but like others have mentioned he was chosen by our board and again they have made a questionable decision. We have this team to the end of the season no matter what happens so I think we should keep the Manager until the end of the season as well, then big questions with the whole club from board to the players, then it's time for REAL change. I know i've wanted REAL change for each season but hope is in my heart, we still have some fragments of promise in certain players so I will continue to hope. Come on Chelsea FC show some pride!