Blue Kangeroo

To be honest he was too pricey, has had a bad attitude and has been a squad player at best, if it was up to me I would have put him in the reserves to teach him how to score a few goals, he was never as good as eerrrmmm Gerrard

I have a grin on my face and a bounce in my step, welcome back Jose Mourinho

Blue Legend! I feel proud to have seen Frank Lampard play for CFC and become the highest scorer EVER AMEN! He deserves a statue outside and there's still time for a couple more goals.

Who will win the fight today between Benitez the burger muncher and Di Canio the cross burner? Only Christ knows but as far as football is involved we have to win in style, 3-0 please I won't sleep until we are above Arsehol and Titingham!

A. Restructure the owner and board B. The 3 amigos work C. I would have Courtois back, Cech needs competition D. Unless (A) happens then the future of CFC future players are well and truely f**ked! E. f**k off Benitez you tosser

Among the ever growing list of things I hate about Fat sh*theaded w**kface, today's interview on FF, he 1. Repeated himself 2. Repeated himself again and 3. Repeated himself! But to be honest and frank Roman is the embarrassment to CFC since about 2008 so what he does nowadays is expected, he should be put in a Gulag for a year to appreciate what a rich spoilt twat he has become. No I'm not a Roman fan!

Have a good feeling about this, I hate the Fat sh*tfaced w**ker (FSW) so I don't care who he plays and what his tactics are, we are Chelsea so we have the potential to take 3 precious points, so fu**ing do it!

Scary first half but had every confidence in CFC today, a rarity at the moment and yes it was Brentford but their team and supporters diserved a clap, just gutted we won't get Arsenil in the next round, cant be arsed to go on the other page but my player of the match Oscar or also pronounced as Oskarrr by certain commentators! Also mention to Luiz

Great goal from JT

It's all action 3-0 thank you Sir Frank of Lampard and of course Oscar of Brasilia

Nice one Juan Mata you are a very rare bargain for CFC let's finish it in style pleeeeease 3-0 at least

Going to be positive, no Torres yet so a chance of a striker scoring ( yes I slagged off Torres when he wasn't playing but he diserved it) BUT we should be comfortably winning, if it goes to penalties I will personally sing 'Avram Grant for CFC do dar do dar ...........

Ba is great but his mask is laughable!

We have our Phantom of the Opera with Ba, what a ridiculous mask, oh sh*t Grant is at the Bridge....... Nooooooooooo please noooo

Hello everyone. It's early but a good choice for the team ( no im not showing respect to The Fat sh*thead w**ker) but I espect a good performance, Luiz in midfield is the future, he is a REAL playmaker, no more fullback for him, come on the Chels!

CFC's official calendar 2012 are probably more valued than that of Torres

It's probably been asked before somewhere on the last 228 pages of Twathead Torres but wasn't Kezman No.9? it's just that out of the two I preferred Kezman for his over enthusiastic performances and he wasn't such an economical disaster level as Fartnando has been from day one. Look forward to seeing him and FSW getting a Spanish Bull's horn stuck up their arses and sent packing! ¡vete a tomar por (el) culo!

I'll restrain from forwarding my opinion of Roman but the idea of Seb Coe being Chelsea's chairman or chief executive would be a breath of fresh air. A very smart and respectable gent that is an English hero. If Bruce Buck can still manage to keep his job at the board for so long and produce nothing but contempt from supporters then Seb could spend the same amount of time to actually take control and really put CFC in a positive direction. I know it won't happen but thank you for forwarding the idea, it actually cheered me up!

I heard our experienced board were after a young 17yr old player from Swansea, $25mill+ expected, he doesnt like Chelsea but loves the money, probably going through on 31st January at 11.54pm too late to aknowledge the supporters response to an embarrassing purchase

Ba to Torres........ Goal, that's how you do it! Come on Chels!

Good performance from Brentford no performance from us, all 11 deserve a kick in the nuts at half time!

Easy to see it coming even from the team selection, f**k we're lost!

FOOTBALL IS *AY it is now official! That ball boy has been brought up in an era when the beautiful game has reduced itself to a multi billion pound amateur theatre production, full of parhetic actors, they dive, they fake injury, they change their moods and pretend they care for their clubs. I feel for the football youngsters, it's all gone *ay! Our resident football hero's have no guts and pride. (And yes we had a player that could have become a professional actor with his antics but he scored the winner at Allianz so I forgive him)

NO TORRES! Then we have a chance. If you want a different formation try the infamous 4-3-3. Cech Dave. Cahill Ivana Cole Rambo Luiz Lamps Hazard Ba Mata We need goal scorers, come on Chelsea make us proud tonight.