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I can't be alone in wanting to see Bertrand given a run. Criminally underrated and every time he's filled in for Cole he's never quite reached the same heights (of the best left back since Carlos) but I can't remember him putting a foot wrong.

Lampard isn't the steamship people seem to think he is, he's just lost a lot of the explosive drive he used to have, exhibit 1 and 2 being his goals against Bolton.

Barcelona look very ordinary without Messi and Neymar, but defending surprisingly well...

Team is: Cech, Azpi, Cahill, Terry, Cole, Luiz, Ramires, Willian, Oscar, Hazard, Torres

I thought he was a striker who sometimes played on the wing, my mistake

Would rather have El Shaarawy.

Blood in the water, genuinely think we could beat them 3/4-0.

Will never forget kneeling inches in front of the telly shaking all over, definitely one to tell future generations about.

£20m max...

Didn't Oscar play out left for a time yesterday?

In which it says 'I don't want him to go, that is my opinion and that is my wish'. Just the s**t stirrers as usual.

What f**king game is Webb watching?

---> Jugular.

Drogba never had a problem and Anelka was rather proficient for a time.

Cech Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Cole Mikel, Lampard, Oscar Mata, Hazard Schurrle

Being rested for Liverpool probably

Pretty sure I'm not alone in the fact that he's fast becoming one of my favorite players, whoever signed him be it Emanalo, Roman or one of our managers deserves a big pat on the back.

Cahill, but with Terry and Azpi a close joint second.

Shut up Carragher you muppet. Never a red although probably a pen.

I actually really like this idea, his ability to make something out of nothing is far better than that of Torres.

Bring him back to haunt Arsenal

What's a king to a god...lets wait another decade.

Relief.

'It's Torres! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' No video needed.

Admittedly I haven't seen much of him, but Swift to me looks like a good young player. Have we given up on McEachran then?