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Scouse twats

geezer
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This season has represented your best chance ever of winning the Premiership for the first time and you have blown it - big time. You won't even finish second now.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

This is like a loss for them, Man City don't get anything away from home usually.

Back to their slums they go... maybe munch on a rat or two.

I should stop watching the end of Scum's games. It seems every time I do that they manage to equalise or win. The other team seems to be doing just fine and around the 60-70 min on I go and they pick themselves. I am a good luck charm for Liverpool. Oh, the drama :D

Very happy with the result and we are still in it with a shout for the second spot. The nasty scousers are permitted to vent off their gall once again(cue link to a Scouser forum) and my prediction their poor performances will sink them is coming to fruition.

Edited by Virosh

I should stop watching the end of Scum's games. It seems every time I do that they manage to equalise or win. The other team seems to be doing just fine and around the 60-70 min on I go and they pick themselves. I am a good luck charm for Liverpool. Oh, the drama :D

Very happy with the result and we are still in it with a shout for the second spot. The nasty scousers are permitted to vent off their gall once again(cue link to a Scouser forum) and my prediction their poor performances will sink them is coming to fruition.

It's not you mate. That's about the time in a match that Super Stevie goes running full speed into the box and takes a dive fall then demands and gets a penalty. Well they didn't have that cheating runt today so no last minute winner this time.

I turned it off before half thinking, Liverpool must win this one. Then checked the score before church Man City up 1. Story of the year I suppose Liverpool with another come from behind end of the game goal.

How strange. Three entire pages of comments on the subject of the Sainted Starfish, and the word "dive" gets not a single mention. I feel a song coming on:

He's only a poor little Scouser

His face is all battered and torn

He made me feel sick so I hit him with a brick

And now he don't sing any more

Unbelievably, one of the scousers on that forum talk some sense!

Yes, no, maybe.

It's actually a bit of a pain in the ass that he IS thought of as an all-rounder and not the best midfielder in the world.

As far as all-rounders go, I would also put Michael Essien, Marcel Desailly, Rob Lee, Tim Cahill, Gus Poyet and Roy Keane in a similar bracket as good all-round players who could put a class shift in playing in a host of positions.

3 Chelsea players mentioned on a Scouse Forum! Who'd've thought it?!

This season has represented your best chance ever of winning the Premiership for the first time and you have blown it - big time. You won't even finish second now.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

i think you should be praised for those comments geezer mate

they are so true

f**king enjoyed that result so much. I was on a knife edge watching City defend with all hands.

Well done Craig Bellend. Benitez, once again, couldve used a player like Robbie Keane to link the midfield and attack. Instead the genius had to make do with Nabil El Zahr :D

also, apparently he came out after the match and said "I am off in the summer if I am not offered a new contract before then?" What a selfish twat he is

Admit it, plokoon. You are 'duffer' on Redcafe, arent you? :Animation2:

Admit it, plokoon. You are 'duffer' on Redcafe, arent you? :D

No... ;)

I was tempted to sign up just to mention Frank Lampard in that topic, though.

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i think you should be praised for those comments geezer mate

they are so true

I'm not sure praise is what my next door neighbour has in mind right now :D

Hungover as f**k this morning , i thought i was still pissed after reading that load of deluded garbage , i'll check back later today , just to make sure it's my mind playing tricks on me .

PloKloon, if you arent 'duffer', then someone here is. I have seen at least 3 topics taken from here wind up there in less than 12 hours. Not trying to out anyone, because i regularly look for news and reactions on that site (especially to scouse losses :) ) but I am just curious

I should stop watching the end of Scum's games. It seems every time I do that they manage to equalise or win. The other team seems to be doing just fine and around the 60-70 min on I go and they pick themselves. I am a good luck charm for Liverpool. Oh, the drama :)

I totally get that sense too. Especially with that game against Pompey where I was screaming at my tv set when they scored.

So for that reason, I will refuse to make a prediction about their tie against Madrid, and because the scousers have always gotten out of jail in Europe. But the fact of the matter is they look awful and are having their confidence sapped every week, while Madrid are winners of 9/10 under Ramos and just hit six in one half their last game. Huntelaar, Higuain, and Raul are scoring, and Robben and Sneijder can be kept as weapons off the bench. THAT is a deep team.

I am just marking the Ides of March on my calendar. If the Scousers go out of Europe, and they dont get a win at old trafford, it could be out of all cups and 10 points off the pace in the leauge....i.e. season over. Their best chance in recent memory and its slipping right before our very eyes :)

Edited by TheWestwayWonder

Can't be bothered to go on Liverpool forum but this comes from Man City fan who attended............

Absolutley shocking atmosphere from them, not joking when i say this but they could have been the quietest home fans I have ever heard in my life. Did they humm "you"ll never walk alone"? because I certainly didnt hear it.

Makes me so happy to support city and no other "big 4" corporation

"Youre famous kop is f**king sh*t"

Just underlines what we already knew but don't let onto the chaps at ITV & Sky. They'd be horrified that the world famous Anfiled atmosphere is just a thing of myth. Or perhaps it's just reserved for those "wonderful European nights that only happen at Anfield.................."

The poor atmosphere has been a theme all season. They only sing when theyre winning (or when Kuyt scores the equalizer with 13 left) and even then they still boo if the final whistle goes and they havent won all three points. including the night they went back to the top of the league (albeit with another, shocking home draw to opposition they shouldve rolled over)

Liverpool, the fans, the players and the long awaited RAFALUTION are being found out like no other this season. Its a beautiful sight to see them falling apart with their long held record slipping away

"Greatest fans in the world" TM. Im sure it will be nothing but "FIVE TIMES, WE WON IT FIVE TIMES" after this season

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