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whoever wrote that seems to have trouble spelling "of".

A mate of mine is a journalist, who writes for the Sky Sports website. He says there are loads of youngsters there in their first jobs and/or (even worse) have joined straight from their "meeja" degrees.

As we know, good spelling and grammar are way down the list of requirements for most journalists!

Most of the Sky stuff is "churnalism" lifted from the wires, other sites and other media.

No excuse for the off/of error though!

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A mate of mine is a journalist, who writes for the Sky Sports website. He says there are loads of youngsters there in their first jobs and/or (even worse) have joined straight from their "meeja" degrees.

As we know, good spelling and grammar are way down the list of requirements for most journalists!

Most of the Sky stuff is "churnalism" lifted from the wires, other sites and other media.

No excuse for the off/of error though!

are they? im perfect for that job then, ask moi...

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I'm afraid, apart from your headline writing skills Loz, you've not got the right qualifications to write for the NOTW based on:

- you know football

- you know the rules

- you know big words

So alas, no job for you.

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A mate of mine is a journalist, who writes for the Sky Sports website. He says there are loads of youngsters there in their first jobs and/or (even worse) have joined straight from their "meeja" degrees.

As we know, good spelling and grammar are way down the list of requirements for most journalists!

Most of the Sky stuff is "churnalism" lifted from the wires, other sites and other media.

No excuse for the off/of error though!

churnalism! that's a great term.

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are they? im perfect for that job then, ask moi...

I confirm that dickywuh would appear on the surface to have all the qualifications needed for a job at Sky Sports. Although, to be fair, his spelling and grammar are perhaps of too high a quality - his punctuation however gets 9/10 for crapulosity.

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I confirm that dickywuh would appear on the surface to have all the qualifications needed for a job at Sky Sports. Although, to be fair, his spelling and grammar are perhaps of too high a quality - his punctuation however gets 9/10 for crapulosity.

hey, thats not even a real bloody word...

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I'm afraid, apart from your headline writing skills Loz, you've not got the right qualifications to write for the NOTW based on:

- you know football

- you know the rules

- you know big words

So alas, no job for you.

I know some stuff but not loads so can I have the job?

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