Wont mention H R is our friend.....(to fuzz)....it would be in bad taste.......WELL WOULDNT IT?

I might have posted this before. Can't remember.

 

To tune of Oh My Darling Clementine

 

Who's your father

Who's your father

Whos your father referee

Your're a bar steward

Your're a bar steward

Your're a bar steward referee

AND his old lady is a W''''

Just thought of a couple.

Bill Garner, big fat cock, he's not as good as Super Jock

La la la la la la la la la.

He's only a poor little y*ddo

He stands at the back of The Shelf

He goes to the bar

To buy a lager

And only buys one for himself!

Apart from 'Hit him on the head with a baseball bat'

I think there was 'Kick him in the teeth with a steel toe cap' and 'Whack him on the brain with a bicycle chain'.

Sheer poetry.

common ave a go if you think your hard enough

"You're goin' home in a f*ckin' ambulance!"

"You'll never reach the station"

TIME FOR YOU TO RUN.............................................................

This is a great thread, real social history no one can take away.

A few more classics to practice:-

 

We are E-v --il 

 

We are E-v--il

 

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We will see you all outside

 

we will see you all outside

 

we will see you all out---side.

 

 

TIME FOR YOU TO RUN.............................................................

 

Blimey, I'd forgot that one - loved it, always sung about 5 mins before the end of the game

Youre gonna get your f.....g heads kicked in. We are evil.Were Chelsea united we will never be defeated.come on come on( the Gary glitter song). Celtic,Rangers,Celtic,Rangers. If your all going to Tottenham clap your hands

"We don't run, we don't hide, and we'll see you all outside"

I remember in the North Bank Arsenal singing Chelsea where are you....cue pandemonium.

 I remember one of the first games I went to with my old man and I was about six years old and it was a night game against Everton and Alan Ball was wearing white boots and the Shed were singing" Alan Balls a fairy " and I was quite shocked by this   anyone else remember it? was about 1970?

 I remember one of the first games I went to with my old man and I was about six years old and it was a night game against Everton and Alan Ball was wearing white boots and the Shed were singing" Alan Balls a fairy " and I was quite shocked by this   anyone else remember it? was about 1970?

 

 

So did you know at six years old what they meant by the word "fairy" or did you imagine him on the top of a Christmas tree?

DONNY OSMOND IS YOUR LEADER

LALALALALA....LALALALA................................................................................Mid 70s

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CHELSEA ERE, 

CHELSEA THERE

CHELSEA EVERY f**kING WHERE..............................................................70s

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AFTER BEATING ARSENAL................TOTTENHAM sh*t

                                                            TOTTENHAM sh*t

                                                            CAN YOU HEAR US ON THE BOX

                                                            CAN YOU HEAR US ON THE BOX

WHOS UP MARY BROWN

WHOS UP MARY BROWN.

TOMMY TOMMY DOCHERTY

TOMMY TOMMY DOCHERTY

IF YOUR ALL GOINA TOTTENHAM CLAP YOUR HANDS

IF YOUR ALL GOINA TOTTENHAM CLAP YOUR HANDS

IF YOUR ALL GOINA TOTTENHAM

ALL GOINA TOTTENHAM

ALL GOINA TOTTENHAM CLAP YOUR HANDS..........................................12oc victoria

                                                                                                                    12oc victoria

GEORGIE BEST

GEORGIE BEST

GET ON YOUR BIKE AND RIDE AWAY N DONT COME BACK OH NOOO NOO

E4B n GEORGIE BEST

DOES YOUR RABBI KNOW YOUR HERE

DOES YOU RABBI KNOW YOUR HERE...............................(just a friendly question)

LA LA LA LA

LA LA LA LA

WHEY HEY EY

CHELSEA SHEDBOYS