Just wanted to gauge peoples opinions on the following:

If you put Craig Bellamy in a room with a typewriter and an infinite amount of time, probability dictates that by hitting random keys, Bellamy will eventually (in between dribbling and throwing his own excrement) type a word that is found in the Oxford English Dictionary.

Does anyone else believe this could happen ?, or is it just fanciful poppycock ?

Just wanted to gauge peoples opinions on the following:

If you put Craig Bellamy in a room with a typewriter and an infinite amount of time, probability dictates that by hitting random keys, Bellamy will eventually (in between dribbling and throwing his own excrement) type a word that is found in the Oxford English Dictionary.

Does anyone else believe this could happen ?, or is it just fanciful poppycock ?

I dislike Bellamy intensely and am angry at his behaviour in regard to JT on Saturday.

However, he is a superb player and he is by no means stupid, so my opinion is that your post is "poppycock". Sorry!

OK how about this Wicksy

If you placed Bellamy randomly in a town of population 35,000 and set Bluebeard loose with a pair of size 14 steelies and instrructions to hoof pikeys in the family jewels would he get to Bellamy before the day is out.

I dislike Bellamy intensely and am angry at his behaviour in regard to JT on Saturday.

However, he is a superb player and he is by no means stupid, so my opinion is that your post is "poppycock". Sorry!

Dont be sorry, i personally think the mans a moron and we`re all entitled to our opinions.

Bellamy is a prick

Bellamy is a prick

Agreed! :D

OK how about this Wicksy

If you placed Bellamy randomly in a town of population 35,000 and set Bluebeard loose with a pair of size 14 steelies and instrructions to hoof pikeys in the family jewels would he get to Bellamy before the day is out.

If Bluebeard or anybody else decided to kick the living sh*t out of Bellamy I would be delighted. I would even like to witness said event.

However, that's not the point. I can't agree that Bellamy is thick. He's actually reasonably articulate for a footballer, so to call him thick just because we hate him is just plain daft. That doesn't mean I have any sympathy for him or his views. In fact I'd go so far as to say that I wish he'd had his leg broken by a mistimed tackle rather than poor old Ramsey at the weekend.

he is funny.....when he isnt taking the piss out of someone I like...

Like what he yelled at Rio LOL that was money!

Bellamy might be intelligent, but he lacks intelligence (ya, it works....trust me!) as he alienates everyone around him with his inability to think before he speaks or to master his emotions.

Isnt this the guy guy a certain legendary England manager said the following about

"You could lock Bellamy in a room by himself and he's still get into an arguement"

Love his passion and ability, my type of a player.

But he is a tosser for saying anything about JT...and I dont even know what he said!

kARMA?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/...hn-Toshack.html

Bellamy is too busy being a c**t and has no passion or alligence to his country so theres no debate here for the Welsh FA.

Long before Saturday and Mr Bellamy taking the moral high ground , he's an individual whos despised and hated by every fan of every club he's played for and he's got more facebook pages to his name than any other professional footballer whos ever played the game.

Last recall, 57 facebook pages .

He's a c**t, but he's also a f**king brilliant player.

He is one of those players that just gets under my skin every single time I see him play. Not saying he is not skilled, just a very dislikable prick.

Bellamy might be intelligent, but he lacks intelligence (ya, it works....trust me!) as he alienates everyone around him with his inability to think before he speaks or to master his emotions.

Trust you? Who are you? Jack Bauer?

No, it doesn't work!

Does "He might be tall, but he lacks height" work?

Does "He might be talented, but he lacks talent" work?

NO!

He might be intelligent, but he lacks empathy - that works.

He might be intelligent, but he lacks self-control - that works.

He's a c**t, but he's also a f**king brilliant player.

with a neck like a tortoise

with a neck like a tortoise

Good job otherwise it would be covered in tatoo's

Replace "amy" with "end".

Trust you? Who are you? Jack Bauer?

No, it doesn't work!

Does "He might be tall, but he lacks height" work?

Does "He might be talented, but he lacks talent" work?

NO!

He might be intelligent, but he lacks empathy - that works.

He might be intelligent, but he lacks self-control - that works.

It works!

What Im saying is that he can be intelligent, despite acting like an idiot.

Perhaps it would be better phrased "Bellamy is intelligent, yet does not display or act with intelligence."

Bellamy is a prick

In the words of Martin Tyler "THAT sums it alllllll up"

Bellamy is a prick

And that gives total pricks a bad name!! :unsure: