Sky reporting he is due to discuss terms and Liverpool have agreed a deal, so thought it time to close the 125 page thread. This thread is to discuss Torres, other rumours/players have their own in rumours or general.

Welcome Torres to Stamford Bridge.

Until he actually signs, it's still rumour really. It could still go tits up.

Medical, person terms, he's not ours yet!! Jinx Modulicious.

Until he actually signs, it's still rumour really. It could still go tits up.

Agreed, until an official statement from Chelsea it's still a rumor

Yeah lets see when he officially signs

Looks like a done deal.Do you reckon he will play on Sunday?

Until he actually signs, it's still rumour really. It could still go tits up.

Agreed, until an official statement from Chelsea it's still a rumor

I don't care, I kept going into that thread for Torres news to read about Luiz/Sturridge/Barbara Windsor/Betty from Flintstones/<add anyone here>

im just praying that he comes after all this tension tonight

Guardian is reporting he is recording a Chelsea TV spot right now. Should be up on the website shortly.

It's just been announced that Torres has landed at Battersea heliport.

Damn it, Mod. We were trying to make it a new world record!

We already have the world record for most nonsense thread with the Aguero one.

Mod if this turns tits up you know who everyone is gonna blame right? You weren't working in the Megastore circa August 2008 were you?

BTW is that a record for the number of pages on a thread here?

Damn it, Mod. We were trying to make it a new world record!

We already have the world record for most nonsense thread with the Aguero one.

I thought the Neymar one was worse!

f**king hell you lot are paranoid!

BTW is that a record for the number of pages on a thread here?

No, there are quite a few in Fun and Games with much more. For Football threads, quite possibly.

Looks like a done deal.Do you reckon he will play on Sunday?

I hope so, I guess its too absurd to think he'll play tomorrow though

Looks like a done deal.Do you reckon he will play on Sunday?

I reckon there'l be an agreement so he doesn't play

Mod - i thought we were going for the 150 pages as well.

And this is in a new section which messes me right up where as before I could just switch between the comments on the two!

I'm happy with this signing and happier still we never let Anelka go, he deserves better than to go back there and I hope he stays with us till he decides to try his luck in the US.

I don't care, I kept going into that thread for Torres news to read about Luiz/Sturridge/Barbara Windsor/Betty from Flintstones/<add anyone here>

I agree, but it was fun and entertaining over 90% was to do with Torres, the rest because of the boredom of the stupid rumours....shame could have got to 175.

f**king hell you lot are paranoid!

No, there are quite a few in Fun and Games with much more. For Football threads, quite possibly.

Forgot the Robinho saga already?

Nothing is done until he's wearing a shirt and standing in a press conference. Until then, I'm biting my nails and hoping City dont appear/the signing pen runs out of ink/Carroll does a u-turn.

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I reckon there'l be an agreement so he doesn't play

No chance. You are paying 50 million for a player. Its up to you wether he plays or not.

No chance. You are paying 50 million for a player. Its up to you wether he plays or not.

It happens though mate

I agree, but it was fun and entertaining over 90% was to do with Torres, the rest because of the boredom of the stupid rumours....shame could have got to 175.

Do you want me to merge this with that? and move it into General.

So long as the thread keeps with Torres, that's the main thing.

Nothing is done until he's wearing a shirt and standing in a press conference. Until then, I'm biting my nails and hoping City dont appear/the signing pen runs out of ink/Carroll does a u-turn.

He is in Chelsea before they have printed shirts this time, so its a done deal.