I have no clue either.  So if all three of us don't know, it definitely can't be worth knowing!

Terry Venebles would be my guess?

Terry Venebles would be my guess?

 

 

As in Terry Venables...or is there another one?

As in Terry Venables...or is there another one?

How you spelled it, that person would be my guess.

I am now dismissing Yorkley as the perpetrator, and going for Charles Ryder.

This is June Medford Terry's other and considerably better half. Firstly my husband's grammar oh I do despair of that man I really do. He just isn't as smart as he thinks he is and the good people here noticed his appalling use of the words there, they're and their. He just doesn't belong here and his idea of having Topics like Favourite Radio 4 Panel Show (mine's anything with Sandi Toksvig i just love her retired colonel's voice so soothing) will have to be on another website. Unfortunately there's no other football websites that cover so many topics like the one's he interested in like you do on here. So i've decided he's just not worthy to be in the company of such eminent and distinguished posters.

 

Mind you Terry hasn't been himself recently only last week he insisted that I iron his trousers just before his boss and some possible Chinese investors were due. Which meant him having to run into the garden when they arrived and after the small talk I managed to quickly pass them out of the window to him. But more worrying is when last Saturday he turned up in a schoolboy's uniform claiming he'd got a sideline selling chocolate. Seeing a middle aged rather rotund man dressed like that was enough for me to start taking valium again washed down with a glass or two of Blue Nun. I mean whatever's next will he try and make the Hit Parade by singing a song about his Brother?.

Edited September 4, 201510 yr by Terry Medford

Sometimes I really miss DMerchant!

There's certainly a lack of decent parody on the forum these days

Sometimes I really miss DMerchant!

Is that the one with knickers?

Is that the one with knickers?

 

 

Exactly!!  And he/she NEVER changes them!

We had a very good year.

I like them

przywita?

przywita?

 

 

Still seeing your Father Confessor?

I'm very confused.

I'm very confused.

 

 

You are maybe too young to remember Mikstaw and DMerchant - delightful combination!

You are maybe too young to remember Mikstaw and DMerchant - delightful combination!

Hmm. Mikstaw by himself confirmed all my prejudices against Poland I'm afraid :-)

Hmm. Mikstaw by himself confirmed all my prejudices against Poland I'm afraid :-)

 

 

Valerie!!!!!  How could you!!  That's like me saying that Tiny Tm singing "Tiptoe Through The Tulips" confirms all my prejudices against Holland!!  (except, of course, I don't have any prejudices against Dutch people, who are all totally delightful)

Valerie!!!!! How could you!! That's like me saying that Tiny Tm singing "Tiptoe Through The Tulips" confirms all my prejudices against Holland!! (except, of course, I don't have any prejudices against Dutch people, who are all totally delightful)

See, that's a prejudice too, albeit a positive one :-)

You'd better sit down for this: there are some less than totally delightful Dutch people. Shocking news, I know :-)

See, that's a prejudice too, albeit a positive one :-)

You'd better sit down for this: there are some less than totally delightful Dutch people. Shocking news, I know :-)

 

 

Oh I know the one you mean - that revolting Dutch actor who played Handel in Farinelli!  But he's the only one, right?

 

Aaaaarrrgh did you have to post that picture? Bloody Jeroen Krabbé. Unfortunately he has produced some offspring, one of them is a halfwit tv presenter. And I resent that I had to look up how to spell that, presentEr or presentOr.

So there is him, his stupid son, and the 2 little girls in the downstairs flat in my building are not very delightful either. Van Persie, Van Gaal, Cruijff, all very undelightful.

Aaaaarrrgh did you have to post that picture? Bloody Jeroen Krabbé. Unfortunately he has produced some offspring, one of them is a halfwit tv presenter. And I resent that I had to look up how to spell that, presentEr or presentOr.

So there is him, his stupid son, and the 2 little girls in the downstairs flat in my building are not very delightful either. Van Persie, Van Gaal, Cruijff, all very undelightful.

 

 

You have my sympathies - especially for the two little girls in the downstairs flat.  There are also some gruesome English and Scottish people.

Well hello again it's June Medford here. Well we survived the farce that was dinner last week with Terry's boss Mr Harris. I have to say I don't particularly like Mr Harris I find him frightfully over bearing he's the kind of chap who lights up a room just by leaving it. Anyway he's invitied myself and Terry around his house for a soiree next Saturday. Himself and Terry were discussing details I have to say in very quiet tones all I could make out were the words swap, keys, fruitbowl and partner. I do hope that means new teams for Contract Bridge because I have to say i could do with a new partner as Terry isn't great he just can't raise his game and hopefully with a change of partners things could be on the up.

 

I understand that your fans of cooking shows here. I have to say the last T.V. chef that I can recall was that awful woman Fanny something. I can't remember her surname Fanny. Fanny oh yes it's just come Fanny Batter. As for my husband Terry well he's acting very oddly even more so then usual he now claims he's doing part time voice over work as a cartoon mouse. Well really it's just beyond ridiculous but even more annoying is he keeps saying " Oh Crumbs chief " when ever i have a go at him (which is often).

Edited September 10, 201510 yr by Terry Medford

I am now dismissing Yorkley as the perpetrator, and going for Charles Ryder.

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