Not sure he'd have passed the ‘fit and proper person’ test...

http://blog.foxsoccer.com/post/137301238557/joaquin-el-chapo-guzman-wanted-to-buy-chelsea

Would love him owning the club.

1 billion? What year was that?

I was not familiar with this story.

Imagine what the stands would be like. Sol beer, burgers,hot dogs, cocaine, fish and chips, AR223 rifles instead of flags when we play Spurs.

yawn

Could name a stand "El Chapo". Don´t know, what it means, but sounds good.

Bet Mutu was excited when he heard the news

Could name a stand "El Chapo". Don´t know, what it means, but sounds good.

Means short arse, seriously.

Lines of gak at HT instead of sliced oranges.

Lines of gak at HT instead of sliced oranges.

Or peyote

Or peyote

 

That wouldn't increase performance at all. Maybe the entertainment level. Imagine 11 players chasing hallucinated butterflies instead of the ball :)

It's also bitter as hell. The indian shamans said that those with a pure sould don't get the taste but I suspect they were full of sh*t.

Maybe he would have given the players cocaine. They would have at least then looked like they cared.

Maybe he would have given the players cocaine. They would have at least then looked like they cared.

Probably just end up chatting sh*t aswell as playing sh*t.

Not a nice chapo