I can't see you going through the induction course me and Zola had to endure either. That goose fat smells for days.

 

I was wondering how long the induction course was.  Will you have completed all the necessary modules to be fully qualified by the start of the new season.  Obviously, you wont' be qualified for pre-season which is a shame as there will no doubt be boredom-induced bickering which you could have helped sort out.  

 

How do you propose to include it in your CV?  Do you get actual letters after your name now?  QCFCC (Queen's CFC Counsel) for instance?

Not saying the power has gone to my head or anything, but any more of that Liam and your down the road, with BQ chasing you waving a wooden spoon, and Valerie in hot pursuit waving her bra.

 

It's obvious you were an excellent choice. 

I was wondering how long the induction course was.  Will you have completed all the necessary modules to be fully qualified by the start of the new season.  Obviously, you wont' be qualified for pre-season which is a shame as there will no doubt be boredom-induced bickering which you could have helped sort out.  

 

How do you propose to include it in your CV?  Do you get actual letters after your name now?  QCFCC (Queen's CFC Counsel) for instance?

 

I think the cunning plan on Loz's part was to throw me and Zola in at the deep end, you know the "f**k em" kind of attitude he has. lol

It's a philosophy I apply in work as well coco. That's my 50th trainee quitting in just three years. ..

Ouch, quite a turnover. Try using Lynx,, and chew some wrigley's

Ouch, quite a turnover. Try using Lynx,, and chew some wrigley's

 

I think its more to do with my induction programme including having to show me their best impression of Flopsy Bunny in the mating season.

Is flopsy the giver or taker?

Not saying the power has gone to my head or anything, but any more of that Liam and your down the road, with BQ chasing you waving a wooden spoon, and Valerie in hot pursuit waving her bra.

I wish this fascination with my bra occurred in real life a bit more often. And I do invest in quite lovely lingerie, and I'm quite lovely myself too, in all modesty obviously. Odd.

Oh well, I'll find solace in that succulent little girl's liver, with some onions and a bottle of Chianti....

and I'm quite lovely to myself , 

 

way too much info.

way too much info.

Behave Coco, you are in a position of responsibility now :-)

My deepest condolences, lads 

Not saying the power has gone to my head or anything, but any more of that Liam and your down the road, with BQ chasing you waving a wooden spoon, and Valerie in hot pursuit waving her bra.

how does one sign up for that?

how does one sign up for that?

It's ok mate youtube are live streaming it.

It's ok mate youtube are live streaming it.

 

I think Mad_Mac meant he wanted to be the one being chased by me and Val.

I think Mad_Mac meant he wanted to be the one being chased by me and Val.

 

Show me a man who wouldn't.

I think Mad_Mac meant he wanted to be the one being chased by me and Val.

Don't we all.

I think Mad_Mac meant he wanted to be the one being chased by me and Val.

 

Do we get a say in this?

Do we get a say in this?

 

Yes.  And we have a say in what we do with them if we catch them too. 

Yes.  And we have a say in what we do with them if we catch them too. 

 

Shall I get a spreadsheet or flowchart started to keep track of things?

Shall I get a spreadsheet or flowchart started to keep track of things?

 

Good idea!

Shall I get a spreadsheet or flowchart started to keep track of things?

 

Bloody hell Liam, their spreading the sheets, quick run mate.

More worryingly they are charting their flows Coco......uh oh.

This has taken a wrong turn somewhere :-)

Aaannyway!  After charting our flows and spreading our sheets, who are we chasing Val?  (who's the slowest d'you reckon?)

 

I just feel pretty good - JT has signed, Liverpool have lost, maybe I can even think about football again.  Is it the new season yet?

Is it the new season yet?

 

Enjoy the summer, and the new season will be here before you know it BQ.