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Romelu Lukaku

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8 hours ago, pacquiao said:

also just seen Lukaku's pass accurately against West Ham was at 36% :laugh2: that surely has to be a PL record! 

And Lukaku's season average is 65% :laugh2: and he doesn't even have to deal with parked buses every week! That is truly shocking! 

You are actually disturbed. It is funny but not funny. You put in these laughing emoticons with every sentence. You sound pathetic. Why does a striker's passing percentage really matter? Is he a playmaker? Main point is that he has 25 goals this season. Never seen so one so fascinated by a striker's passing percentage. Really odd. You do realise he is a striker right? :face_palm:

1 minute ago, STATS said:

You are actually disturbed. It is funny but not funny. You put in these laughing emoticons with every sentence. You sound pathetic. Why does a striker's passing percentage really matter? Is he a playmaker? Main point is that he has 25 goals this season. Never seen so one so fascinated by a striker's passing percentage. Really odd. You do realise he is a striker right? :face_palm:

The fact you fail to understand why that is such an issue, says it all really. :slap_face:

24 minutes ago, pacquiao said:

The fact you fail to understand why that is such an issue, says it all really. :slap_face:

Well I am sure there is a majority of those when it comes to understanding you :laugh2: and tried to understand it as much as I can. The point you are making is stupid. Making an issue about a striker's passing percentage. Couldn't make it up :hahanosmiley:

 

2 hours ago, STATS said:

Well I am sure there is a majority of those when it comes to understanding you :laugh2: and tried to understand it as much as I can. The point you are making is stupid. Making an issue about a striker's passing percentage. Couldn't make it up :hahanosmiley:

 

Passing percentage is only the tip of the iceberg my friend. :laugh2: as I said the fact you don't understand that says a lot 

5 hours ago, STATS said:

You are actually disturbed. It is funny but not funny. You put in these laughing emoticons with every sentence. You sound pathetic. Why does a striker's passing percentage really matter? Is he a playmaker? Main point is that he has 25 goals this season. Never seen so one so fascinated by a striker's passing percentage. Really odd. You do realise he is a striker right? :face_palm:

Be careful mate, he'll start crying and report you to the mods pmsl.

20 hours ago, ForeverCarefree said:

Was apparently messaging our lads on their live Instagram feeds whilst on doing the lap of the pitch at the end of Everton's game last night. 

Whether or not he wants to come back or not. Whether or not we want him back or not. 

His heart clearly isn't at Everton. He's used them as a stepping stone and a proving ground to get a move to a club where he can compete for trophies and play in Europe. 

I think he will leave Everton one way or another this summer and his scoring record means he's earned a chance to prove himself at a bigger club. 

 

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3 minutes ago, RIP Mourinho said:

Morata has failed at every big club he's been at, what's your point?

I am 36% sure you are trolling, I'd like to think you don't lack that much football knowledge. 

1 minute ago, pacquiao said:

I am 36% sure you are trolling, I'd like to think you don't lack that much football knowledge. 

Pretty common knowledge that you lack brain cells in general, so think what you'd like.

Just now, RIP Mourinho said:

Pretty common knowledge that you lack brain cells in general, so think what you'd like.

Are you higher or lower than 36% sure about that? 

37 minutes ago, pacquiao said:

Sign him up, I hope he gets the number 36 shirt. :laugh2:

PL Top scorer :laugh2:

Funny how you know you are fighting a lost cause. Haters will hate. Don't even know why I am entertaining a clown. Entertain a clown and you become a part of the circus. Not going to bother. Let's see your reaction when he most likely will be leading our line next season ;)

10 minutes ago, STATS said:

PL Top scorer :laugh2:

Funny how you know you are fighting a lost cause. Haters will hate. Don't even know why I am entertaining a clown. Entertain a clown and you become a part of the circus. Not going to bother. Let's see your reaction when he most likely will be leading our line next season ;)

It became a lost cause for you guys long ago, you all have had to resort to insults because you couldn't counter any of my arguments that was the moment I knew it was over for the Lukaku fanboys. 

But hey 36% though. :laugh2:

4 minutes ago, RIP Mourinho said:

Literally the deadest banter i've ever seen in my life. 

You really getting upset by a number? :laugh2: 

Wear your Lukaku 36 shirt with pride next season mate.

Just now, pacquiao said:

You really getting upset by a number? :laugh2: 

Wear your Lukaku 36 shirt with pride next season mate.

Not quite sure how you think i'm upset. You're literally like a meme on this forum hahaha. 

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