Just now, RIP Mourinho said:

Not quite sure how you think i'm upset. You're literally like a meme on this forum hahaha. 

I would say there is at least a 36% chance that you are upset 

2 hours ago, STATS said:

PL golden boot

So? Who cares. 

Who cares, that everton LITERALLY has nothing to play for. They are not gaining a place, or losing a place. Have got european football in the bag. And their leading man, has been the top scorer of the league leading them to it. WHo cares about all this and PL golden boot. The only thing matters is his performance in a dead rubber against watford, when his head is clearly turned, apparently he was texting during the lap of honour or minutes after. But who cares. 

You are so STUPID man. You dont understand football the way geniuses do. 

Oh wait, i forgot to insert the usual childish, asenine, assholic smiley... . Are 3 enough or is it too subtle that people wont understand I am a 12 year old. Maybe I should add a couple more. 

1 hour ago, RIP Mourinho said:

^ This. And don't know which is more tiresome: the repetative use of the term "fanboys" or of 

7 minutes ago, didierforever said:

So? Who cares. 

Who cares, that everton LITERALLY has nothing to play for. They are not gaining a place, or losing a place. Have got european football in the bag. And their leading man, has been the top scorer of the league leading them to it. WHo cares about all this and PL golden boot. The only thing matters is his performance in a dead rubber against watford, when his head is clearly turned, apparently he was texting during the lap of honour or minutes after. But who cares. 

You are so STUPID man. You dont understand football the way geniuses do. 

Oh wait, i forgot to insert the usual childish, asenine, assholic smiley... . Are 3 enough or is it too subtle that people wont understand I am a 12 year old. Maybe I should add a couple more. 

 

 

"We shouldn't sign Lukaku because he has a bad first touch" 

Edited May 15, 20179 yr by RIP Mourinho

This Pacquiao bloke is a melt.

If we sign Lukaku can we get the noncey bloke gone from the forum? 

Deary me, went off for the weekend to have a piss up and celebrate winning the league, come back monday and this sh*te is still going on  Trolls without food starve and die guys. 

This truly enthralling debate has lead me to a conclusion. This will go one of two ways. Either Lukaku will sign, or he won't sign, so as of right now we have no idea. It's Schrodingers Belgian. 

20 hours ago, CarefreeSimmo_ said:

This Pacquiao bloke is a melt.

If we sign Lukaku can we get the noncey bloke gone from the forum? 

Calling someone 'noncey' is a bit abusive Simmo. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, if we all agreed this place would be empty. 

Hope we sign Morata + Dzeko. If we assume our opponents play with 3 at the back to counter us we should have two top CFs in the squad next season. Lukaku/Morata doesn't sit right with me (Lukaku is too egotistical imo). CBs can't live with Dzeko's aerial ability when he's on form.

Preferably Diego will stay but if he doesn't I'd hope we go into next season with;

Diego or Morata - CF
Dzeko - target man
Tammy - poacher
Arp - future Germany #9

Edited May 16, 20179 yr by the special one

37 minutes ago, the special one said:

Hope we sign Morata + Dzeko. If we assume our opponents play with 3 at the back to counter us we should have two top CFs in the squad next season. Lukaku/Morata doesn't sit right with me (Lukaku is too egotistical imo). CBs can't live with Dzeko's aerial ability when he's on form.

Preferably Diego will stay but if he doesn't I'd hope we go into next season with;

Diego or Morata - CF
Dzeko - target man
Tammy - poacher
Arp - future Germany #9

Dzeko is a great shout, offers something totally different to what we have, and in fairness his back-to-goal play is pretty solid as well, remembering his time at city and now his couple of seasons at Roma

41 minutes ago, the special one said:

Hope we sign Morata + Dzeko. If we assume our opponents play with 3 at the back to counter us we should have two top CFs in the squad next season. Lukaku/Morata doesn't sit right with me (Lukaku is too egotistical imo). CBs can't live with Dzeko's aerial ability when he's on form.

Preferably Diego will stay but if he doesn't I'd hope we go into next season with;

Diego or Morata - CF
Dzeko - target man
Tammy - poacher
Arp - future Germany #9

Whose this arp guy you keep talking about 

10 minutes ago, Chigzzer said:

Whose this arp guy you keep talking about 

(source Daily Mirror)
"Chelsea want to bring Germany Under-17 star Jann-Fiete Arp to Stamford Bridge this summer.
The Blues have been keeping tabs on the Hamburg forward for over six months.
Arp, 17, scored 26 goals in 21 games for Hamburg’s youth sides this season, and is now taking the European Under-17 Championships by storm.
Arp has already bagged two hat-tricks for his country in the competition - against Bosnia and Ireland - as Germany look on course for a final showdown with England.
Arp has a contract at Hamburg until 2018, with sporting director Jens Todt insisting HSV wish to extend his deal.
"We want to extend with him, without if and but. We all know that he has what it takes to be a Bundesliga player - and not just since yesterday. “
Hamburg head coach Markus Gisdol took Arp to the club’s January training camp in Dubai as a 16-year-old.
And while the youngster is still to move up to the club’s Under-23 side, he is expected to begin training with the first team this summer.
However, Chelsea are hoping to persuade Arp to join their all-conquering youth ranks, while Borussia Dortmund are also reportedly interested in his signature.
The Blues would be able to beat any financial offer from the Westfalenstadion however."

Edited May 16, 20179 yr by the special one

People go on about Costa having a bad touch as well as Lukaku and they would be right, but Costa (atleast on form version) has one major advantage over Lukaku which helps him succeed at the top level (whatever way you spin it, Costa leading the line has led to 3 titles in 4 years with the club's he has been at, that is seriously impressive).

That major advantage is his off the ball movement, Costa is streets ahead of Lukaku in that regard. He causes absolute havoc with it and has been just as important a factor, if not more so, than Cesc's influence in breaking down deep defenses. Every time i see Lukaku his off the ball movement is painfully predictable, i remember the Italy game in the Euro's he had about 4 opportunities (even against that great defense) to get in a serious position for a scoring chance but made the wrong move and the chance to be played in was over.

10 hours ago, the special one said:

(source Daily Mirror)
"Chelsea want to bring Germany Under-17 star Jann-Fiete Arp to Stamford Bridge this summer.
The Blues have been keeping tabs on the Hamburg forward for over six months.
Arp, 17, scored 26 goals in 21 games for Hamburg’s youth sides this season, and is now taking the European Under-17 Championships by storm.
Arp has already bagged two hat-tricks for his country in the competition - against Bosnia and Ireland - as Germany look on course for a final showdown with England.
Arp has a contract at Hamburg until 2018, with sporting director Jens Todt insisting HSV wish to extend his deal.
"We want to extend with him, without if and but. We all know that he has what it takes to be a Bundesliga player - and not just since yesterday. “
Hamburg head coach Markus Gisdol took Arp to the club’s January training camp in Dubai as a 16-year-old.
And while the youngster is still to move up to the club’s Under-23 side, he is expected to begin training with the first team this summer.
However, Chelsea are hoping to persuade Arp to join their all-conquering youth ranks, while Borussia Dortmund are also reportedly interested in his signature.
The Blues would be able to beat any financial offer from the Westfalenstadion however."

Lad was born in 2000. f**k me, I feel old. 

 

Oh yeah. Happy days.

Praise the lord

Miguel Delaney says Conte wants 2 strikers. That is probably factoring in Costa leaving.

Not the correct thread but that's in addition to 2 defenders, a mid and backup keeper. Which tells me either he has started Costa is staying and we're playing 352 or Costa is going and he doesn't trust Bats. You be the judge of what's more likely

Edited May 17, 20179 yr by TheChelseaBlues

Apparently, Conte has fancied him in the past.

 

I don't want that donkey anywhere near this club

3 hours ago, Barrettinator said:

Apparently, Conte has fancied him in the past.

 

That is not possible. Have not you been reading what HE has been writing. Conte does not WANT lukaku. 

5 hours ago, Barrettinator said:

Apparently, Conte has fancied him in the past.

 

Quickly, delete this before @pacquiao sees. It goes against his 'Conte hates Lukaku' agenda.