God JT's head is big!

The gaffer looks well pissed off.

God JT's head is big!

and bridgey is still on medication

Wanye looks really lean!

Good to see Paulo maintaining the unwritten law of group photos - there is always one who has bugggered his tie up!

and Maka has been a bit hard done by hasn't he - SWP gets to hide his midget nature by sitting at the front whereas porr Maka is hung out to dry at the edge of the back row!

Robben looks so funny! Almost as me !!

The best suited are:

A.Cole

Ballack

how can you not love ballack? I mean... all those german titles, an oscar for good will hunting, the fa and carling cups, a vaguely communist childhood and that suit!

glen johnson looks like he is possibly made of wax.

Has Robben been eating all the pies?

Not hating on gingers, but Sidwell's hair looks god awful in that pic. Mikel needs to stand up straight while taking a formal team photo. Nice to see Scotty in that picture and he looks goot. And finally, Maka and Diarra ARE clones without a doubt.

Not hating on gingers, but Sidwell's hair looks god awful in that pic. Mikel needs to stand up straight while taking a formal team photo. Nice to see Scotty in that picture and he looks goot. And finally, Maka and Diarra ARE clones without a doubt.

Mikel is lacking balance

Maka and Diarra are good for me.....

Here's one for the "23 Conspiracionists".

Last players rumoured to leave ?

Maka

Diarra

Robben

(and even Paulo on a possible swap with Alves)

Where are they ? Photoshop work on the way ?

Look between Jos?s legs. Is that what I think it is?

Brown boots!!!!! Brown boots with a navy suit, what ejit thought of that?

Indeed! Brown ankle boots under a dark suit..... dreadful. Only tan shoes would have been worse.

Robben looks so funny! Almost as me !!

The best suited are:

A.Cole

Ballack

I would add Sheva as well.

Indeed! Brown ankle boots under a dark suit..... dreadful. Only tan shoes would have been worse.

Ooh I dunno - White shoes would have been amusing

obi mikel still looks like tracy chapman.

Indeed! Brown ankle boots under a dark suit..... dreadful. Only tan shoes would have been worse.

Ooh I dunno - White shoes would have been amusing

Or sandals with white socks (shudder)!

Delighted to see Scotty in the picture.

Look between Jos?s legs. Is that what I think it is?

Dude, you look in weird places.....

Jose is in real sulky latin mode there isn't here? Come on Jose smile (you look fabulous when you do), the season hasn't even started yet!

Ballack and Cole are both look kind of arrogant in their poses - they actually look like they are wearing their suits not their suits wearing them. Ballack really loves himself to bits doesn't he?

Sheva looks like he does when he's faced with the chance to score - horrified.

Mikel has a great smile, even if he can't stand up straight. And yes he does look exactly like Tracy Chapman!

JT's head looks twice the size it should.

And whoever thought of that footwear should be shot.

The Moos wrote:

Look between Jos?s legs. Is that what I think it is?

You sure do know how to catch a gal's attention quickly now don't you?

Is it me or does Robben look like he's put on a truck load of weight in that pic?

Not everyone bothered to have a good shave. I hate to say it, but Carlo looks like he's missing some few vital DNA .

Has Robben been eating all the pies?

Is it me or does Robben look like he's put on a truck load of weight in that pic?

No